30 Witty Memes for the Bickering, Nagging Old Married Couples (March 14, 2024)

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Briana Viser • Writer and Editor
Mar 14, 2024 1:00 PM EDT

Amongst the dizzying and whirling relationship paradoxes and complexities, there's a stable solution to all the turbulence. Say what you want about marriage as a construct, it provides a stable structure to a long term relationship. It's the commitment and agreement that two people will really just be together forever, so no need to keep worrying about all the obstacles or anything else that can happen. It's the solid foundation that gives each person their grounding and feeling of fulfillment in the world. 

However beautiful and solid the foundation of marriage is, it's also a long time to be with someone. 'Forever' isn't easy, and each person can lose their temper, lose their passion, but all of that is absolutely normal, of course. This is for the bickering, nagging married couples who love each other to pieces, as much as each gets on the other's nerves. Here are some hilarious memes about it.

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  • 01
    ME WHEN MY HUSBAND IS WATCHING VIDEOS ON HIS PHONE AT MAX VOLUME. @snarky breeders
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    THE LOOK YOU GIVE YOUR HUSBAND AFTER HE SAYS SOMETHING ANNOYING AND YOU'RE GIVING HIM THE CHANCE TO FIX IT
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    Me when my husband is being a little too nice to me... He did something...
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  • 04
    When my husband says we're going to visit his family... Hold on sweetie, let me just finish this one thing.
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  • 05
    SOMETIMES I LOOK AT MY HUSBAND AND THINK YOU'RE ONE LUCKY MAN!"
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  • 06
    MY HUSBAND ISN'T ALLOWED TO HAVE CANDLES ON HIS BIRTHDAY CAKE IYOU WISHING FOR?? ALL YOUR WISHES CAME TRUE WHEN YOU MET ME.
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    wife when her when husband's relatives are coming. relatives are coming
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  • 08
    Me showing my husband where the thing he couldn't find is, after telling him where it's at 20 times.
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  • 09
    ☑ MY FACE WHEN MY HUSBAND TAKES OUT THE TRASH BIT DON'T PUT A NEW LINER IN THE CAN!
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    Accidental Super Mom @AcciSuperMom My husband's hobbies include tickling, wrestling, and tossing our children around, until they're all screaming and bawling. And then immediately leaving for work.
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  • 11
    When you've had an attitude for two days and he finally asks "what the is wrong with you?" It's showtime.
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  • 12
    What it's like living with my husband...
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  • 13
    When you're in the shower and your wife walks in, so you gotta remind her of the goods
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  • 14
    Things I could do in the amount of time it takes my husband to go to the bathroom. @mimosaswithmoms Birth a child. Deep clean the house. Run a marathon.
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  • 15
    I REALLY LOVE MY HUSBAND VIA 9GAG.COM BUT I FEEL THE URGE TO BEAT HIM UP EVERY TIME HE CHEWS FOOD
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  • 16
    When I'm mad at my husband, but he brings me food.
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  • 17
    LEAVES THE TOILET SEAT UP BECAUSE HE CLEANED THE TOILET
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  • 18
    WHEN DAD HAS A COLD AND WHEN MOM HAS ONE boredpanda.com
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  • 19
    Men be like "where's the ketchup" HEINZ TOMATO KETCHUP Men also be like "do you see that buck across the canyon"
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  • 20
    Husband: We need to save money and not spend on unnecessary things. Also husband: @MotherPlaylist An Alpaca! I got the last one.
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  • 21
    Me watching my husband cook a bomb 4-course meal while I stand there with my spatchy-spatch ready to stir something
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  • 22
    It was my husbands turn to feed her And your husband, miss is an inventor extraordinaire 100 100
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  • 23
    WHEN YOU KILL YOUR HUSBAND BUT YOU HAVE TO ACT SURPRISED makeamama.org
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  • 24
    I asked my husband to pick up 6 potatoes...
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  • 25
    EXPECTATION REALITY ONLY ON 2 Husband Forced To Live On Lawn Taylor Lake Village, Harris County KPRC
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  • 26
    Anytime I ask my husband to do anything.... he suddenly has to poop someecards user card
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  • 27
    This is what I wake up to this Sunday morning. My husband using my instant pot insert to drain the toilet.
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  • 28
    NOT THIS AGAIN... makeamen
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  • 29
    Can I bring you anything else? Orange juice, tissues your maybe? Husband has the sniffles...
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  • 30
    MY HUSBAND IS SOMEONE WHO TAKES THE TRASH OUT AND GIVES THE IMPRESSION THAT HE'S BEEN CLEANING THE HOUSE ALL DAY.
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