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Master's student demands to remove thesis partner from their research after entitled partner failed to do any work, causing her not to graduate: ‘I kept bugging her to finish her part, and she never did’

Master's student demands to remove thesis partner from their research after entitled partner failed to do any work, causing her not to graduate: ‘I kept bugging her to finish her part, and she never did’

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23-year-old woman leaves friend's birthday party after friend refuses to open the door and let her inside the house: ‘I knocked as loud as I could, but the door remained locked’

23-year-old woman leaves friend's birthday party after friend refuses to open the door and let her inside the house: ‘I knocked as loud as I could, but the door remained locked’

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‘"Do you know how much money I spend at your store?"’: Loyal grocery store customer insists employee allow him to shop during closing hours, has a hilarious awakening when employee refuses

‘"Do you know how much money I spend at your store?"’: Loyal grocery store customer insists employee allow him to shop during closing hours, has a hilarious awakening when employee refuses

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Hardworking lawyer shows up to work hours before everyone else and still gets fired: 'The three hours early riser put in before the sun was up did not count, because no one was there to see them.'

Hardworking lawyer shows up to work hours before everyone else and still gets fired: 'The three hours early riser put in before the sun was up did not count, because no one was there to see them.'

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Stray cat breaks into Lynx's enclosure in the zoo, cuteness ensues when the rescued big cat falls head-over-paws for their new fuzzy feline friend

Stray cat breaks into Lynx's enclosure in the zoo, cuteness ensues when the rescued big cat falls head-over-paws for their new fuzzy feline friend

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'Instead of giving the employees raises, we got oranges': 20+ CEOs who infuriated their employees with their business decisions

'Instead of giving the employees raises, we got oranges': 20+ CEOs who infuriated their employees with their business decisions

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