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‘Complete your job, then leave quietly’: Top Mildly Infuriating Stories of the Week

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    'My husband is an repair technician working on their fridge.'

    Do NOT interact with my pregnant wife for ANY reason Stay in the kitchen ONLY until you complete your job and leave quietly. Call me for key location at -Dave PS.-We don't need or want, your card.
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  • 2

    'Someone dared to put their foot on my arm rest on a flight.'

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    'Corrections on my 2nd grader's letter to a pen pal...'

    you any siblings. It you do, how old are they. What are there names? I have two siblings named
  • 4

    'Someone gifted my cousin a charcoal bathbomb.'

    Mom Jean... Spr Mobile 8:07 AM Did you give any of the kids at Christmas charcoal bath bombs? Wha no ??
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  • 5

    'Packed in a hurry. These are the sandals I brought for a week at the beach.'

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  • 6

    'Someone took their parking ticket off their car and put it on mine.'

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    'My house burned down two months ago, and I'm in a fight with the insurance company. My neighbour has concerns.'

    ↑ S Texting with 12:27 MMS) Southern_Activity It's ' ' one of your T (SMS/ uphill neighbours. Sorry to hear about your fire. I hope your insurance is going to cover it. Can you tell me what your plan is? It's pretty unsightly right now.
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  • 8

    'Fresh concrete, poured 10 minutes ago. Partner decided to let all the pets out, unsupervised. The pets immediately inspected the workman ship.'

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  • 9

    'My doctor's appointment is scheduled for 1:30.'

    We are @ Lunch until 1.45 pm. Please be seated. Thank You
  • 10

    'Two of these cookies came from girl scouts for $6, the other two from Aldi's for $1.89.'

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  • 11

    'I paid extra for a "window" seat.'

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  • 12

    'Made a thank you card for someone at work because they gave me food. I found my poor little pizza boy in slices. I'll be going back through the trash here in a moment to see if I can find the missing slice.'

    SIXTY YEARS Thank You! From: Mel 2024
  • 13

    'Neighbor is gonna be late for work today.'

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  • 14

    'My sister’s boss told her office of about 80 people yesterday “hey, I’m ordering pizza on Thursday!”'

    PIZZA PASTA CHICKEN Mill Chuck Celsi's TAVERN Restaurant !!!!! CASUAL FAMILY DINING Pep #14 # 14 74 #14 #14 #14.
  • 15

    'On a 12 hour flight and this was my gf’s veggie sandwich around 8hrs in.'

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  • 16

    'My friend was trapped in her apartment because of this. Her apartment complex gave no warning either. She missed her classes and couldn’t leave her house at all.'

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  • 17

    'My wife found this in the break room today. It’s snowing today and the roads are pretty bad. Totally understandable that an inexperienced driver wouldn’t want to come in for their part time minimum wage job.'

    Closing early due to undependable teenagers SORRY
  • 18

    'Alright, This is getting out of hand.'

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  • 19

    'My watch gives a bpm measure for inanimate objects.'

    M Alt Alt GRIF E Skin Health for all 10295 100 HR 08:52 Vaseline. Intensive Care" riching 075 bpm
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  • 20

    'What my roommate bought for her turn to replace the dish soap.'

    PROFESSIONAL PRODUCTS COLGATE PALMOV TOUGH ON GREASE SOFT ON HANDS Palmolive ORIGINAL DISH LIQUID ① 3FLOZ (88mL)
  • 21

    'We all know about "Shrinkflation". Can I coin the term, "Trickflation"?'

    00 STE la 121102 (355) 140 D ORIGINAL TASTE Seller Refresh (355) 座 No Last week: $1.06 ·longer available Replacement: #2.37 BOTH 12 oz. "Trickflation" 02.
  • 22

    'My cousin and her kid are staying with us for a while, this is what she usually gives her 5yo son for breakfast.'

    Serving siz Calories 800 m Solum Sing Total Carbolydrate Catory Filter 29%20 Fro Pizza Hut NO ONE OUTPIZZAS THE HUT Pho-Hat Mix-AldosWorld TV Mixes are playlists YouTube makes for you DO NOT DRINK GRIMACE SHAKE OUTSIDE THE GRIMACE HOUSE IF YOU SEE GRIMACE OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE RUN! Albania onl TV SVM NO ONE OUTPIZZAS THE HUT Donal Thanks Seve Plon-Hur 2731 18.07 CALLING GRIMACE ON FACETIME AT 3A AldosWorld TV 93K views 7 months ago DO NOT DRINK GRIM AldeaWorld TV 157K views 7 months ago 0 DRONE
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  • 23

    'Entire library is empty. Random girl came and sat RIGHT next to me.'

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  • 24

    'The sign was made for a reason.'

    COMVE B DO NOT TAKE FOOD FROM THE FRIDGE THAT IS LABELLED WITH SOMEONE ELSES NAME AND NOT YOURS -ALL food
  • 25

    'This is what my little brother does whenever he gets mad at us.'

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