40+ Memes to Get Things Cookin’

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    "What are your plans this weekend?" Me:
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    Dad Jokes ✔ @Dadsaysjokes I never understood why a set of false teeth is called "dentures". They really missed an opportunity to call it "substitooths".
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    Me: My memory so fked up Person: How bad is it Me: How bad is what
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    When you try to swallow a pill, but it doesn't go down and now its dissolving in your mouth
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    BADDADLERGYBROWN Me yelling "REPRESENTATIVE!!!" to the automated customer service
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    We didn't know it back then, but your teacher was definitely hungover when this thing rolled into class. BILL NYE
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    insta.single Me right before I give my friends advice Listen here, you beautiful I'm about to you up with some truth
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    OUR PROV Must lett Tom Pick onion I spent 5 minutes trying to figure out who Tom is, and what his onion picking skills have to do with my sandwich
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    Edward DeRuiter @edwardderuiter I don't know much about the #Coronation but I do know this is obviously a disguise and 100% they're going to try and steal the crown jewels 0.252m 120 The Coronation of TM The King and Queen Camilla 3.00 ill
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    if my sleep schedule was a person
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    Me at 2am creating fake scenarios in my head and hurting my own feelings: 22
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    Eve @sad_girl_eve sorry can't hang out. gotta sit at home and feel overwhelmed by nothing 12:07 PM - 03 Nov 21 Twitter for Android
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    aA > @mrdaddymanphd them: do you take constructive criticism me, already crying: sure what's up
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    when me and my favorite coworker clock in together
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    My best friend and I on a quest to find where ppl get the audacity
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    ARTIST: Yes, of course I've seen a horse.
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    Normalize saying this instead of responding with "living the dream" the horrors persist, but so do I
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    nnecticut STRUGGLE 228 earthdad: my ride is here
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    Honest Restaurant Manager @phileagle_ I'll get a Venti 3 hours of sleep with an extra shot of dehydration and if you don't mind I'll also have a crisis.existential please.
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    michael @FilledwithUrine if you didn't want me to send you 15 messages in a row none of which relate to each other over the course of 3 minutes then you should have thought about that before being my friend
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    THYRANATHAURUS REXTH
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    me: *kicking stirrups* go on now git gynecologist: stop that
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    Really? Right in front of my bathing toaster?!
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    when I'm looking for the perfect gif to respond with and I see the other person starting to write WAITTTTTTT
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    trash jones @jzux ah sorry i'd love to but i'm booked solid! 10 AM spiral 11 AM Noon 1 PM 2 PM catastrophize 3 PM 4 PM 5 PM 6 PM 7 PM feel guilty but not sure why 3:56 PM - 8/30/21 Twitter for iPhone
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    when ur upset about something but don't want to talk about it bc ur just overreacting so you just lay there and pout
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    Domino's: DOMINO'S TRACKER® 2 3 5 Your order is out for delivery Me: PEESHA
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    Therapist: You can be anything you want to be Me: Serik SPEED BUMP
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    Me watching somebody call me
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    @PunchingCat *high pitched screaming*
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    when ur ugly n sad but trying ur best to stay positive
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    Ginger Bread Man o My high school had a Career dress-up day, this is what my friend decided to go as
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    When y'all see me in my swimsuit, mind your business. I thought we were going to die for the last three years so I've been snackin. OBJ
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    when i use i make this face
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    Even though the box is clearly labeled and I can see what's in it, I'm still going to date it for 6 months. Red FLAGS
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    1999: nineteen ninety nine 1888: eighteen eighty eight 1777: seventeen seventy seven 1111: one thousand one hundred eleven eleventeen onety one
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    When you finally go to church after 2 years Pastor: There is a devil in our midst today
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    346 Mia Violet @OhMiaGod I wish there was a word for: "I love you, my spectacular beautiful friend. Unfortunately, I'm so exhausted I don't have the energy to communicate. But I want to indicate that although we've not spoken in some time, my love for you is undying and I am your eternal supporter." 5:37 PM 31 Jan 22 Twitter for iPhone
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    What do you have to bring to the table? @macaroniandmomjeans Inappropriate jokes Me Emotional baggage
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    Me in every social situation: BEERON ZAP Marbar I do weird things?

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