‘Well played’: Office prankster gets a taste of his own medicine in a collective payback prank by his coworkers

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    Sometimes the best petty revenge is that which is never delivered at all.
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    TLDR at bottom, SFW. I (SML, F32) was the inadvertent recipient of a minor prank at work. Let's call the instigator Bill (M36). One lunch break, Bill had decided to poke some holes in the top of a bottle of water,
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    thinking it belonged to another colleague of his (who he occasionally had minor prank wars with). Unfortunately, he accidentally picked my bottle of water instead.
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    Now I don't mind a bit of fun at work, but I wasn't really expecting this, as I'd had nothing to do with Bill thus far that would justify an unwarranted prank. Bill himself was known to enjoy pranks a little more than was necessary.
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    However, they were generally harmless and he was actually very good at his job, so everybody just let it slide as if he wasn't being mischievous, he'd be happy to help with whatever you were working on.
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    That being said, I can roll with a prank or two, so let's get petty! After a liberal soaking of my blouse, I pretended to be very annoyed and "stormed off" in a huff, making a point of
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    slamming my bottle of water in the recycling bin for added ped off-ness. The other colleagues in the break room, not used to seeing me react this way, were initially concerned that I was in a foul
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    mood and came by my desk to apologise on Bill's behalf and say it wasn't intended for me and to please not make a big deal of it. As they spoke to me, I informed them to keep it quiet but I wasn't ped off, but
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    wanted Bill to think I was. They all promised to keep the charade going as, knowing I could be a prankster too, were interested to see where this was going.
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    So fast forward two days. Bill's not yet spoken to me as I've been giving him the stink-eye. That lunchtime I bumped into Bill coming out of a meeting room. He took the moment to apologise, quite profusely, and I
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    realised he'd been thinking about this way more than I was. He genuinely seemed remorseful, even offering to buy me flowers and pay for any dry cleaning.
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    Fair enough, but I had to have the last laugh. I told him "apology accepted, thanks Bill. Don't worry about any of that, I've already set my revenge trap." I added a nonchalant glance towards where his desk was, just for flair.
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    Bill was glad that I'd accepted his apology but was obviously on alert for anything unusual. At least 3 times a day he'd inspect his desk, his car, his food, his coat, etc.
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    This is petty revenge, I obviously wasn't going to keep it going forever! After a few days I went over to Bill's desk and asked him if he'd found my revenge yet. He nervously said no, at which point I burst out
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    laughing and said "there wasn't any, I just wanted you to think there was." Thankfully he saw the funny side and said that was the best "revenge" play he'd experienced. He said he'd had
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    his guard up even over the weekend when he was at home! We shook hands and all was forgiven. Although I couldn't resist a parting note, "hey Bill, guess you didn't notice I loosened your water bottle cap,
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    right?" He instinctively went to check, saw me laughing again, and admitted defeat. Bill had told the rest of my colleagues at some point that afternoon so I got a few "I
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    heard about Bill, well played" type comments throughout the rest of the day. Since then Bill and I haven't pranked each other, although he did pop by my desk one afternoon to ask if I had any
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    extra packing tape. When I queried what for, he said "eh, it's best if you don't know." I soon found out why, when the next day I walked into the office to hear another colleague of ours asking who the all had
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    taped his keyboard and mouse underneath his desk. Apparently he'd spelled Bill's surname wrong on an external memo so this was Bill's revenge. I wasn't implicated in any way.
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    TLDR: Colleague accidentally pranks me, I pretend I'm super ped off and say his payback is coming. The payback was thinking he had some coming, when there wasn't any.
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    • deepdiver32086 · 3 days ago Did this to my kids for April Fools. Led up to the day saying I had an epic April Fools prank (after years of getting them good). They were jumpy the entire day long. At bedtime they said, "you didn't prank us!" I said the non-prank was the prank.
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    PetulantPersimmon · 3 days ago Non pranks are my favourite pranks. I always bring donuts to work on April Fools with "Happy April Fools!" on the box. They're just donuts. I get great pleasure out of the worried inspections and tentative nibbles.
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    Catacombs3 3 days ago Nice to hear about pranks that are actual pranks where no one is physically hurt or humiliated!
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    Jonny_Be_Good · 3 days ago Your workplace and co- workers sound great! This post made me smile the most I have on Reddit for a while!
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    FMLitsSML OP. 2 days ago Glad I could make you smile. I've recently left that job, on good terms, to further my career. As such I will probably post a few stories on Reddit from my time there!

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