'I can't work past 4pm anymore': Most Entertaining Ways Pets Condition Their Owners

Our pets have such a big effect on our lives. My cat has undoubtedly left her paw print on my daily routine in countless ways. One amusing example would be that at 6 am sharp I am up and about, ready to make my critter breakfast. If I am late, she will unabashedly let me know, yowling at the top of her lungs to let me know she is unhappy with me. The second her little tongue starts licking at the tuna in the bowl though, she goes quiet, except for a few grumbles.

Plus, she totally conditions my bedtime routine. She takes one pillow, and I take the other. It's like a pact, one I don't recall making. One day, it just came to be. She will also try taking half of my pillow during the night, but I am adamant to keep it for myself. What do your pets do? Scroll down for an entertaining thread of hilarious stories by pet owners who love their cute critters.

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