30 Corny Memes For When The Only Jokes You've Got Are Dad Jokes

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melissa dilillo
Apr 13, 2024 4:00 PM EDT

Who says that only quick witted humor is going to get you the girl? Dad jokes are traditionally corny and absurd. People typically show a pity laugh and cover up the fact that dad jokes are actually funny. They are funny because they are obvious in nature and don't get the credit they deserve. 

Dad jokes are very smart. Try embracing why they make you smile in the first place. It's not everyday you'll find someone willing to share their best and corniest dad jokes with you. Having a good sense of humor is one of the most attractive qualities. If someone is willing to laugh with me, that's half the battle. 

If you're looking for a good chuckle today, look no further. We've compiled 30 of the best dad jokes for you that you'll be sharing with your friends and family all day long.

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    Dad Jokes ☑ @Dadsaysjokes "Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?" No sun.
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    Dad Jokes ⭑ @Dadsaysjokes What kind of car does a Jedi drive? A Toy-Yoda.
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    Dad Jokes ✔ @Dadsaysjokes Shout out to my grandma. That's the only way she can hear.
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    Dad Jokes ✔ @Dadsaysjokes Maybe I should clean mirrors for a living. It's something I can really see myself doing.
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes I always carry a picture of my wife and kids in my wallet. I do it to remind myself why there is no money in there.
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    Dad Jokes ☑ @Dadsaysjokes What does a grape say when it's squashed? Nothing, it just lets out a little wine. ...
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    Dad Jokes ☑ @Dadsaysjokes I just burnt my Hawaiian Pizza. Should have used aloha temperature. ...
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    Dad Jokes ☑ @Dadsaysjokes I've started a boat building business in my attic... ...sails are going through the roof. •••
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes I accidentally ran into a guy who once sold me an antique globe. It's a small world.
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    Dad Jokes ✔ @Dadsaysjokes I took a job as the head of Old McDonald's farm. I'm the CIEIO. ...
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes If April showers bring May flowers, What do May flowers bring? Pilgrims.
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    Dad Jokes ✓ @Dadsaysjokes Where do rabbits go after they get married? On a bunny-moon. ...
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    Dad Jokes ☑ @Dadsaysjokes I was up super early this morning and I started wondering what time the sun would rise. Then it dawned on me.
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    Dad Jokes ✔ @Dadsaysjokes Saw a man standing on one leg at an ATM. Confused, I asked him what he was doing... He said: "Just checking my balance." ...
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes ... Astronomers got tired watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours. They decided to call it a day,
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    Dad Jokes ✔ @Dadsaysjokes Run out of toilet paper and having to use lettuce leaves. Today was the tip of the iceberg.
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    Dad Jokes ✔ @Dadsaysjokes What do you call a sleepy relative? Nap-kin.
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    Dad Jokes ✔ @Dadsaysjokes Me and my friends are in a band called "Duvet"... We're a cover band.
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    Dad Jokes ⭑ @Dadsaysjokes What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.
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    Dad Jokes ⭑ @Dadsaysjokes T-shirt is actually short for tyrannosaurus shirt. It's because of the small arms.
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    Dad Jokes ☑ @Dadsaysjokes My wife says the salads I make tend to be a bit on the "dry" side. It's definitely something that needs addressing.
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes I broke my finger last week. On the other hand I'm OK. ...
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    Dad Jokes ☑ @Dadsaysjokes How do trees access the internet? They log in.
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    Dad Jokes ⭑ @Dadsaysjokes My wife has started doing lunges to get in shape. It's a big step forward for her.
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes Why do cow milking stools only have three legs? Because the cow has the udder. ...
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    Dad Jokes ☑ @Dadsaysjokes I have a disease where I can't stop telling airport jokes. My doctor says it's terminal. ...
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    Dad Jokes ❤ @Dadsaysjokes I told my wife: Your underwear is far too revealing. She replied: Wear your own then.
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    Dad Jokes ✓ @Dadsaysjokes My wife is like a newspaper... There is a new issue every day.
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    Dad Jokes * @Dadsaysjokes People think grass don't be wet in the morning. But it dew.
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    Dad Jokes ☑ @Dadsaysjokes I needed a password eight characters long. So I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
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