25 Motherhood Memes for Boy Moms Navigating the Chaos of Parenting (April 19, 2024)

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    Kids will call your name 1000 times just to turn around and do something like this
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    deathbydiapers DEATH DIAPERS @deathbydiapers I made my kid a sandwich and he said it was "bussin"" and I'm pretty sure that's the Gen Alpha equivalent of a Michelin Star.
  • 03
    Me: please be quiet your baby brother is sleeping My 4 year old: COWABUNGA IT IS @DEATHBYDIAPERS
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    Doctor: I see the head! He's beautiful! Wife: I can't see. How does it look? What I see: @DEATHBYDIAPERS
  • 05
    When I see another parent who still has their kid in PJs at 3pm @DEATHBYDIAPERS You're just like me. Trash.
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    deathbydiapers DEATH BY 200 DIAPERS @deathbydiapers Me: *gets a cut* Daughter: dada are you okay? Let me grab you a bandaid Son (from the other room): DON'T BE USING MY AVENGERS BANDAIDS
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    Me trying to play with my kids on 4 hours of sleep @DEATHBYDIAPERS
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    (My kid playing with another kid at the playground) Me and the other parent: @DEATHBYDIAPERS
  • 09
    You know you got kids when the back of every remote in your house look like this @DEATHBYDIAPERS DURACELL
  • 10
    Miriel Thomas Reneau @mirielmargaret I'm writing a condolence card. Gregory (5) asks what I'm doing. "I'm writing a note to say how sorry I am that my friend's mom died," I say. He pauses for a VERY fraught moment and then asks, oh so tentatively "...that's just to be kind, right? You're not the one who did it?"
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    When you tell your kid to stop running and they fall bc they don't listen @DEATHBYDIAPERS INJURED? GOOD CLAMAR
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    deathbydiapers DEATH DIAPERS @deathbydiapers 6yr old: dad can you make the sound of a cat Me: *meow* 6yr old: I can do it better *meow*
  • 13
    How my kid looks at the exact meal they asked me to make @DEATHBYDIAPERS SPOILERI #90Day Fiance TLC
  • 14
    deathbydiapers DEATH DIAPERS @deathbydiapers Son: dad if you swallow gum do you get a sore stomach for 2 months Me: no who told you that?! Son: mom did Me: oh, then yes
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    Bill Hanstock → @sundownmotel 100 percent of the people i used to go to church with as a teen have a facebook profile photo that looks like this
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    deathbydiapers DEATH DIAPERS @deathbydiapers I am a grown adult and I still have no idea how this necromancy works 600
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    DEATH VCBY.COM deathbydiapers DIAPERS @deathbydiapers Me: please don't spoil the kids My kids coming back from the grandparents house: ...
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    Throughout the day I make so many plans of what I'll do when my kids go to bed and the end of the day i just sit on the couch like this @DEATHBYDIAPERS
  • 19
    Once I became a parent I finally understood the scene where Yoda gets so tired of answering Luke's questions he just dies. @mi
  • 20
    Tell your kids to go hide while you count... then don't find them and enjoy a cup of coffee. When they come out build them up by telling them how great they are at hiding @DEATHBYDIAPERS We are hitting Intelligence levels that shouldn't even be possible
  • 21
    deathbydiapers DEATH BY DIAPERS @deathbydiapers Anybody else's kids grab your phone and take extremely unflattering candids of you or are mine just jerks 600
  • 22
    When a baby offers you a Cheeto
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    Parent hack: make yourself a nice little lunch out of your kid's scraps @DEATHBYDIAPERS
  • 24
    My kid making me watch the same Paw Patrol episode for the 135727 time
  • 25
    DEATH deathbydiapers EY@deathbydiapers BY DIAPERS Me: haha okay guys let's turn off the TV that's enough screen times for today *an hour later* Me: JUST TURN THE TV BACK ON

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