38 Memes That Make a Long Story Short

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JR Atkinson • Writer and Editor
Apr 22, 2024 7:00 PM EDT

We all have that friend or family whose stories are way longer than they need to be. They'll go off on unnecessary tangents like what they were wearing that day or another story they were reminded of halfway through telling the first one. Some people are not naturally gifted storytellers. But what's more annoying than a bad storyteller?  A story repeater. Uncles and oblivious friends are especially prone to this trap. They'll start all wide-eyed and excited into a story that you've heard them tell countless times. Then you either have to embarrass them by pretending it's new to you or sit through the same old yarn. 

But even worse than these two is the phenomenon of watching your friend tell a story to a new group of people and hearing them embellish to make the story better. You know the truth because either you were there or you've heard it before, and now you're watching them lie. It's so awkward. Luckily these memes have one story to tell, and it's a simple one: laughter. 

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  • 01
    Who Wants to Learn Roman Numerals? Well, I for One.... RandysRandom.com
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    When people ask me why I am so pale I go for a look which I call Dead But Delicious. Posh Goth creepyholic
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    clare @sadderlizards sorry it took me so long to respond to your dm i'm a snail
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    radio volume from night before morning car ride
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    bridget @bridget_eke Yessss! I love to see women in male-dominated fields! The Guardian @guardian 26/02/2024 More women may be psychopaths than previously thought, says expert theguardian.com/society/ 2024/f...
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    im going insane do you want anything @nocturnaltrashposts
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    When you're at the family reunion and nobody wants to talk about trees and their mycorrhizal symbiotic interrelationships with fungi.
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    POV: you're being 100% honest with your therapist
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    t You Retweeted Tom Cecil @scopgieb Bro there's nothing worse than when the jig is up 6:29 PM 8/14/22 11.3K Retweets 276 Quotes 104K Likes 1,202 Bookmarks ☐
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    SNAFU MFF @snafuqd veterinarian hospitals are so weird. imagine you go to the doctors for a broken foot and you see another sick guy in the lobby and start fighting him 7:28 PM - 2023-11-25 69K Views 556 Reposts 34 Quotes 4.1K Likes 103 Bookmarks
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    Look how dark these are @openlygayanimals I like my men like I like my grapes Haha good one 25 at a time Ok Wow
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    I hate when people ask me what sign I am. I am obviously a sign from god. Stop with the stupid already
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    OX I Heart Chaos 1d.
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    I have started yelling "not friendly" to people when someone tries to approach me. I learned it from the dog people.
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    PAW! PAW! Bring this to a friend's house, who doesnt own a cat and stick it under the doorframe while they're in the bathroom.
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    Other girls didn't appreciate my insect puns but
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    When they say you look just like your mother.
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    OMG so Albert Einstein was a real person. All this time i thought he was a theoritical physicist.
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    COME MY BUDDY, COME COME MY BUDDY. YOU'RE MY BUDDY, GUY. SUGAR BUDDY.
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    Everyone: How clingy is your child? Me:
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    Jonathan Edward Durham >> @thisone@verhere I've reached the stage of my life where there's nobody left in my circle but top notch weirdos and honestly the company is so so good
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    Ben White @morningmoneyben Your password must be between 732 and 942 characters. It cannot be the same as any word in any known language. It must include 3 hieroglyphs, ancient Babylonian text and the solution to Fermat's last theorem.
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    Me: I have a headache WebMD: and it'll be your last
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    a Shenanigans @Shenanigans_luv I can't take criticism and I also don't know how to accept a compliment so good luck communicating with me I guess
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    Edgar Allan Poe: would you like to see what I've hidden beneath my floorboards? Me: look, you spooky, I would love to. LULU'S SECRET DESIRES
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    Me protecting my virginity from hot milfs in my area ADDO
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    Visualizing in the mirror the man I want to be
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    Every time I get stopped by a train I stab my car roof with a pocket knife. VIB BVС МУЗИШИС
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    AJ Pressley May 13. don't understand why electricians aren't called power rangers but okay
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    Monitor 2 THE CURSOR: Monitor 1 Where is the cursor? Stay absolutely still. His vision is based on movement.
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    Paul Coxon @paulcoxon Hello my name is Paul, I have a PhD in physics and thanks to a random brain freeze forgot the word for photon so had to call it a "shiny crumb" in front of my colleagues
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    Eyelashes are supposed to prevent things from getting into your eyes, but when I do have something in my eye it's always an eyelash Eyeronic
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    These always made a nice sound when you hit your sibling with them. ECHO MG
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    ME AIRLIFTING YOU CRAB MEMES
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    "If you want things to get better you have to make some changes" *shocked hissing*
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    What if we were plague doctors fixing each others cloaks at the renfaire
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    "You have no dignity." Me: "It's pronounced no diggity."
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    i've got a bag of quarters and the afternoon off.
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