A Splash of 31 Memes and Tweets to Taste

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    eve @marriedheads What is the temperature in that room EXCLUSIVE: SIAN MEETS TAKE THAT
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    C-0 Leah Dionne @leahdionne__ Me looking back at the queue when I take the last sausage roll at Greggs LE REUTERS
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    andy van slyke @im_all_id Just blew an ant off a table I feel like a Greek god
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    Benjo Juco @baenjojuco. 8h Ok anya taylor joy timothée inshallahmet .1d she's giving me body dysmorphia 16 1831 7,659 ili 198K 600
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    Another beautiful day ruined by responsibility.
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    We've come full circle. CPP A 969O 7:58 PM :58 Sat Apr 25 -Cloudy SHENZHENSHI 18-230 Contact Settings has Catory Sound Recorde Catere Deine ping groups to bypass Britain Daniel Abrahams
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    Glenn Ryan @glennryanefc No need to hunt him down. He will be there next Thursday at 2am STDaily Star @dailystar 21/01/2022 Cops hunt phantom knocker who rings couple's doorbell every Thursday at 2am dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-ne... 闫 C
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    potato bun @erewhonsmoothie. 22h Guy who just learned what a sequel is Ikaris, bene gesserit brother. 1d There are SO MANY parallels between dune 1 and dune 2 it's incredible, whole movie had me like GIF ALT 66 12,636 74.2K 1.7M +]
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    Matthew Fellows @fattmellows • 1d Dads will watch an entire movie stood in the doorway like this 56 1.6K 48K ılı 916K 1
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    Uncle Duke @UncleDuke1969 [first day of work] me: so, when do i get to kick one? boss: we don't actually- me: how about that one? that one looks like kind of an KICKIN KIDS AFTERSCHOOL CARE
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    hush @tinned_fish - 13h Very confidently gave someone directions that I am now realizing were incorrect 40 Q4 17122 2,453 37.1K <]
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    Me in the interview: 'I've got a positive can-do attitude' Me at work: @sohomo
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    Jenni @hashjenni when your body naturally wakes you up at 7am on a weekend
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    #PettyPendergrass @ashoncrawley • 3d nobody: me at the gym supermarket or wherever during the day: why ain't nobody at work?! R 49 2.4K 13K Ilil 294K ...
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    jojo @helllojojo. 15h me when a random monthly subscription that i forgot about charges me but i was gonna use that money to buy myself a sweet little treat 75 10.5K 74.1K 1.3M ↑
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    Adam Gilbert @adamgcomedy the other toes that didn't get stubbed
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    philip lewis ❤ @Phil_Lewis_ . 12h this hairstyle is called the Kitty Forman STRAIGHT TOLK 142 11,995 16.5K 548K ↑
  • 18
    *female character cuts her own hair in a dirty mirror w/ a hunting knife in a movie* Her hair in the next scene:
  • 19
    I would send at least seven people to the hospital in this situation
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    You're impossibly fast when I'm not looking. You refuse to eat. You don't sleep. I know what you are. Say it. Out loud. A toddler.
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    @astralfvck 18h Idc if you're 22 just don't do it around me 16 448 3,119 ılı 93.3K ↑
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    Tracie Breaux @traciebreaux Me watching two people argue under the comments of my post
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    nolan @anxiousdeluxe. 1d NYU Gallatin graduate with her divorced parents and her mom's new girlfriend at brunch for her graduation 13 439 9,812 335K +]
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    400 Randy Savage @rj2studios. 1d around and wake up on the porch HOUSE Gold satin bed. @HOUSE... 5d 81 1 2,602 28.3K 1M ←]
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    || 8 @Kashboymista. 22h I hate a mf who take bowling seriously 504 175,003 24.8K 1.4M
  • 26
    when i check my bank account and realise it wasn't fraud, it was all me
  • 27
    When you bought a camping tent from Temu
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    Helen Bach @andshewasgone1 Every time I get the urge to clean, I watch Hoarders and I decide my house isn't that dirty after all.
  • 29
    When the steamy scenes from the book last night were so good you get flashbacks at work
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    Starting to think that the secret to happiness is being too dumb to realize how terrible everything is...
  • 31
    Teenagers in Netflix shows: Sarcasm "I'm 18 years Wold."

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