Good morrow unto thee, you cool cat connoisseurs, the work week is well underway, and you are likely suffering from the growing frustration that comes with listening to the inane chatterings of your coworkers and bosses by now. And as you might have been able to tell by the title of this list, we have prepared a comprehensive solution to the noise pollution that you have been putting up with. Today, we get to go through the top 10 cat noises that you can practice in the office to drive your bosses and coworkers up the wall, just as they have been doing to you.
Ranging from the subtle yet incrementally annoying 'wow' noise that rather pawfect sums up a disinterested and disheartened opinion of someone else's story, to the painfully annoying 'awewewewe' that can be used while eating in the communal dining hall to aggravate every single person in the building you work in. these noises can be used specifically and skillfully to systematically send everyone at work just a little more insane than they already were.
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Now that is a cat-like reaction. So unimpressed and unbothered by what should be a relatively explosive piece of information. You could very well use it in cases where you are given feedback you did not ask for, or you want to sarcastically respond to your coworker's boring story about their kids.
Now, this is a good one to use if you happen to be seated in a far corner of an open office. You start quietly yapping, gradually increasing the volume such that as you increase the volume it is hardly noticed, that is until you crank up to full volume and everyone realizes it was not just generic office noise that they were hearing but your inane yapping.
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