'Old lady putting a plate full of chicken wings in her purse': All You Can Eat Buffet servers share their craziest customer stories

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    All you can eat buffet employees, what is the most disgusting display of gluttony you have witnessed?
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    ILaughAtFunnyS Pizza Buffet. Dude came in for lunch buffet and ate a pretty good amount. Fell asleep in his booth for a few hours then ate buffet again for dinner. 23K
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    cortechthrowaway. I don't work at a buffet, but I was that guy. I'd been backpacking on the Appalachian Trail for a couple months (it's a 2,100 mile hiking trail that runs from Georgia to Maine, along the US Appalachian Mountain range). Been eating nothing but ramen & instant oatmeal since Gatlinburg. I was getting hungry, OK? I was having dreams about meat.
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    So my friend and I hiked down from the trail to this tiny town, Catawba, Virginia, that only has one restaurant, the Homeplace--All You Can Eat Fried Chicken. We walk in. We sit down. A waitress brings us a platter of fried chicken and a basket of homemade biscuits. And whenever we start running low, she brings another platter.
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    It's not like most buffets, where the food's cr☐ and watery and sugary but at least it's unlimited. No. It's the best fried chicken I've ever tasted. Crisp and juicy and greasy and just perfect. Me and my pal gorge on fried chicken. Eat at least 5lbs each. I'm starting to feel very uncomfortable, so when the waitress shows up with the next platter, I wave her off. She clears the table.
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    And then she comes back carrying a motherf blackberry cobbler. So we polish off the cobbler (it would have been impolite not to), pay our bill, grab our backpacks from the foyer & stand on the porch, contemplating the 1,500' climb back up to the trail. And it becomes obvious that there is no conceivable way we are climbing back up to the trail tonight.
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    So I go back inside and ask the hostess if there's anywhere to camp here in town, and she tells me, "you're welcome to sleep in the gazebo out back." Apparently, this happens all the time. EDIT: we were not the only hikers in the gazebo that evening. These two other dudes came in later and ate harder and had to sleep it off with us.
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    [deleted] ⚫ I watched a fight break out between a customer and a manager at an all you can stack restaurant. (You pay for a plate, and you can take as much as you can stack on a single plate) Anyway this guy had his plate stacked about 12+inches high with food. As he was reaching for a serving spoon he dropped his plate.
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    He demanded another and the manager got p☐ and told him he shouldn't have stacked it so high. He refused to give the man a refund, he pointed to a sign that said something about paying for dropped food. Apparently wasn't the first time this had happened.
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    [deleted] ⚫ Once witnessed a man eat 4 plates of food piled high (I'm talking southern food, so it was all fried foods) claim he was having a heart attack and clutch his chest, then let the biggest, most foul smelling ■ I have ever experienced. After he laughed about it, he continued to go back and eat two more plates of entrees, and a plate of desserts.
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    samacerothstein ⚫ All you can eat prime rib special. First round you got prime rib, veggies, mashed potatoes. Subsequent plates. just prime rib. Guy did 8 plates. Lady came in with two small kids. Said she wouldn't pay for two kids because they wouldn't be eating. We were curious where the kids went at one point and found she was feeding them under the table like dogs.
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    jolego101. Been working in a chinese buffet for 6 years, here's my top: -Kid putting chocolate pudding in his plate, licked the big spoon used for pouring it (the one used by everybody), and put it back in the pudding... I saw him and had to change everything.
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    -Guy about 18 years old at the ice cream counter, didn't have time to react and p☐d in the ice cream cans and on the floor. Looked at it, said nothing, and just walked away back to his table.
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    -Dr dudes coming it around 6PM, they ate full plates in like 20 minutes, and puked everything under their table. We had to move every client out of this big section (capacity of about 60 places) because the smell was so bad. I was the one that had to put a mask on to clean everything.
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    -Extremely f guy brought a big bag of candies (kind of smarties), took it out of his pocket, put a ton of em on his desserts, and put the candy bag back in his pocket. I was his waiter and I think he told me about 4 times that we should have these candies in the buffet so he wouldn't have to bring his own.
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    -Old lady putting a plate full of chicken wings in her purse (probably to bring back home or something)... no bags nothing, just bare chicken wings directly in there.
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    -A regular client asking me where was the coffee flavored cake (we have a rotation for desserts, so that cake wasn't there that day). I told him and he asked me if I could get some for him in the back store. After he insisted like 3x, I finally gave up and grabbed a piece in the fridge and gave him.
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    -We charge the drink (2.50$) but it's all you can drink. We see plenty of people drinking about 10 full glasses of Pepsi and they complain when I bring the bill and we charge them 2 bucks and a half for it. Some even insisted to talk to my manager.
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    -We serve take-outs, and someone came to get his order. He looked at the buffet and asked me "do you think I could grab something to eat real quick?" while smiling. We often get this asked as a joke, so naturally I play their game and answered "yes of course!". The guy literally walked over there, took an entire egg from our salad bar, ate it in one bite, then came back to pay his take-out... I had no idea what to say, and he just left like that.
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    I probably have more but those are the most obvious one. We have to deal with puke at least once a week (usually kids though). I don't even care anymore and find these situations rather funny.
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    Warmth_of_the_Sun⚫ Not an employee but: I once saw a really f dude at a Chinese Buffett smear ranch dressing from his wrist to elbow then as he ate he brushed the food along the dressing before putting into his mouth.

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