30 Nerdy Dad Memes For Funny Fathers Navigating the Complexities of Family Relationships (May 30, 2024)

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    When the school sends home an "optional" homework packet for the summer THE DAD
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    THE DAD The Dad ✔ @thedad My son just learned about riddles, but also doesn't understand anything about riddles, so he keeps blurting out stuff like, "Why did the turtle cross the road? HE DIDN'T HE'S DEAD."
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    Alté gangster @ay_greatness My dad couldn't find google chrome on his laptop, so I did this Chrome
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    Heading to the gym in no show socks C Young people won't allow it. THE DAD
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    Start of bedtime routine re THE DAD End of bedtime routine
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    kelseycombe If parenting is really hard for you, that probably means you are doing it well. Parenting is hard. Molding and teaching and supporting tiny humans is hard. Go you. Keep going.
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    THE DAD The Dad @thedad The longer you're married, the less likely you are to save a gift for your spouse's actual birthday. You buy them something and give it to them whenever. It counts toward the next birthday or the last one or whatever
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    My parents: We'll watch the kids for the weekend! You deserve to have some time to relax, do some activities you enjoy. Me, after my kids leave: THE DAD
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    Going on vacation Going on vacation with kids THE DAD
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    dallasgoldtooth . it's happened. Im at the stage in my life where the idea of bird watching sounds like an enjoyable afternoon.
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    The Dad THE DAD @thedad Waiter: What would you like? Wife: Just once for my husband to act like a normal grown-up Waiter: I meant off the menu Me: Dinosaur nuggets
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    randy @randypaint me: i would like to buy a piano yamaha: ok me: i'd also like to buy a motorcycle lol do u know where i can find a good one yamaha: ur not gonna believe this
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    The older I get, the more I understand Hank Hill on a fundamental... nay, a SPIRITUAL level Why would anyone do drugs when they could just mow a lawn? THE DAD
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    My summary of the NHL playoffs: Exciting Whites ING ABUS IVINES CHABLIS LIVENC PINO LIVIN THE DAD LIVE C
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    roxy demento @falseroxy if you're in your 20s you should get low as much as possible. drop it constantly. i'm saying CROUCH. enjoy knees while you can
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    Dad Named Matt @mahnamematt My daughter was like "hey daddy check out this cool new song" then proceeded to play Rush's "Tom Sawyer."
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    The Dad THE DAD @thedad Me: *looking at clock* I think I'll wake the baby up Wife: Why? Me: See how he likes it
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    kielbasanova Recently a client told me, "I'll have to call back. My 4 year old just walked in covered in avocado." and I said, "Holy Guacamole!" and she did not laugh.
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    Comforting my sick kid, knowing full well it means I'm going to be the next one who uses the vomit bucket THE DAD
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    lynnmariejordan Hear me out... Great British Bake Off but you pair every contestant with a 3-year-old who really wants to help.
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    THE DAD The Dad @thedad I love when kids try to emphasize their anger before they know any swear words. This morning my kid stubbed his toe and screamed, "STEGOSAURUS"
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    Seeing Eminem as a happy dad dancing with his daughter on her wedding day evokes a sentimentality in 30-something- year-old dads that we weren't expecting. THE DAD
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    Bess Kalb @bessbell 27 hours of labor was worth it because when I shake my baby's chunky leg and go "Ring ring ring!" and then put his fat cannoli foot to my ear and say "Hello?!" he laughs so hard he barfs.
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    When the substitute teacher makes you do actual schoolwork Wow. Today sucks. THE DAD
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    My 7-year-old, after playing a prank THE DAD My 7-year-old, after someone plays a prank on him 9988
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    Men and Life nicsigni_writes my kid just called me and said "in 6 years, 1980 will be 50 years ago" and then hung up. can you divorce your children
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    The Dad THE DAD @thedad [text from wife] Her: are you still at the store? Me, in the parking lot: just got back in the car Her: k Me, getting out of the car: what do you need
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    "paula❞ @paularambles imagine trying to explain to a salmon why we refer to this color as "salmon"
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    New parents trying to bargain with a freshly made human to just go to sleep THE DAD I'll do whatever you say. I literally have zero pride.
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    When you get the kids a puppy to teach them responsibility but you're the one that ends up walking and feed it This deal is getting worse all the time. THE DAD
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