What they didn't know was that I roofied that champagne bofore i gave it to them. Tonight is gonna be the best night of my life.

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22-year-old woman shows up unannounced to drop off her father’s 6 and 4-year-old kids from his 2nd family, expecting her sister and mother to babysit for free, gets upset when they both refuse: ‘Mom simply didn't answer the door’

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“You’re not grandma and grandpa’s new daughter”: 17 and 11-year-old siblings put new stepmom in her place after she desperately tries to be loved by their late mother’s family

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New supervisor tells employee not to bother coming in to work if he's even 5 minutes late, he just turns around and goes home every time he gets stuck in traffic, prompting a reversal of the rule: 'I won’t be coming in'

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New tenant gets assigned parking spot, only to discover someone else is using the space and refuses to give it up, landlord confronts them: ‘No more parking in a spot you never rented’

New tenant gets assigned parking spot, only to discover someone else is using the space and refuses to give it up, landlord confronts them: ‘No more parking in a spot you never rented’

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20-year-old calls out 27-year-old sister for naming her daughter after a fungal infection: 'She just really liked the way it sounded'

20-year-old calls out 27-year-old sister for naming her daughter after a fungal infection: 'She just really liked the way it sounded'

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16-year-old boy quits job after parents spent 3 years giving money to his 5, 7, 8, and 10-year-old siblings: 'My parents are bad with money and they spoil my younger siblings'

16-year-old boy quits job after parents spent 3 years giving money to his 5, 7, 8, and 10-year-old siblings: 'My parents are bad with money and they spoil my younger siblings'

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