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40,000 Minks Are Sprung From A Fur Farm Jail In Minnesota!

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    A New Fate

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    The Minks were sadly awaiting their fates at Lang Farms Fur Farm near Eden Valley, Minnesota, when individuals stepped in and gave them a second chance at a new life. 

    How? Well, there was no negotiation, but it was pure jailbreak. The Sterns County Sheriff's Office said a mass jailbreak occurred on Monday night and the suspects dismantled the fence surrounding the area where the minks were being held, and then proceeded to open the minks cages. 

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    Lang Farms believes that around 35,000-40,000 minks are now roaming freely around and across Minnesota, and is said to have around around $750,000 because of this incident. 

    Minks are actually native to Minnesota, but wildlife official are worried that because of being secluded and living in a holding cell for most their lives, they may have trouble in the outside world. They also worry that a sudden increase and appearance (around 40,000) of minks  may have a large effect on local wildlife, since they eat frogs, fish, duck and worms...

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    Sheriff and Lang Farms solution? They are asking all that are in the Eden Valley area, whose have seen a minks to call Lang Farms, so that they can get a professional to RECAPTURE the minks and take them back to the fur farm... Don't think so!

    Although no group or organization has claimed the jailbreak, they are getting a lot of support and praise! We hope no one will call to have these poor things recaptured!


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