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Bro Texts His Girlfriend He's Going to Bar For a Drink, Hops On A Plane With Friends to Ibiza to Get Lit

Suffice to say, this hedonistically-inclined, spontaneous degenerate clearly found the one. I mean shit, a 5-day bender within the white sandy beach meets piercing warm blue waters of a paradisal confines of Ibiza? Hell yes. Sign me up, but also can't help but wonder how you keep the job after that kind of stunt. Then again, his girlfriend was caught telling Lad Bible that "they were fine with it and he could get away with anything..." Lucky bastard. 

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