Pieces of Advice So Bad, They’re Actually Great (20 Tweets)

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Motide
Aug 19, 2017 6:00 PM EDT

These are life savers... 

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  • 01
    Text - Bad Advice Dog BadAdviceDog Dating someone based only on looks is so shallow. Consider other things, like do they have a lot of money
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  • 02
    Text - WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS SQUEEZE ONE IN YOUR EYE SO THE PAIN OF THE CITRUS WILL MASK THE CRIPPLING EMPTINESS YOU NORMALLY FEEL. mematis on
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  • 03
    Photo caption - UREFLO VIA 8SHIT Did you know? If you're tired of boiling a water every time you make a pasta, to save time, you can boil a few gallons at the beginning of the week and freeze it for later. REFLO PURE
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  • 04
    Text - If she's mad, kiss her.
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  • 05
    High heels - What Shoes You Should Wear To Your Summer Internship
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  • 06
    Text - "Don't be shy, send that 12th unanswered text.' - Tequila
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  • 07
    Font - Life is short, buy the tickets, miss this months rent, get evicted, end up homeless, lose your friends, ruin your life, treat yo self.
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  • 08
    Font - FUN PARENT DRINKING GAME: TAKE A SHOT EVERY TIME YOUR CHILD WHINES.
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  • 09
    Duck - WANT MORE BREAKS WHILE AT WORK ESTART SMOKING
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  • 10
    Text - "Do what you love & money will follow" Ate pizza, drank wine, took a 5 hour nap in my underwear, & took selfies with my dog.. Now I wait
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  • 11
    Forehead - YOU SHOULDNEVERSETTLE FOR WHO YOU ARE
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  • 12
    Text - YOU CAN'T GET HUNGOVER IF YOU NEVER STOP DRINKING. X
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  • 13
    Mouth - When all the cups are dirty and you're too lazy to clean one BERNLEY
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  • 14
    Sprinkles - 1. Get your kids to eat foods they'd usually ignore by adding sprinkles.
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  • 15
    Text - YOU SHOULD HAVE LIVED YOUR LIFE DIFFERENTLY FROM BTRTAL ON
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  • 16
    Cobalt blue - Would Tive. Truth: Which ex would you give another chance to? Text them.
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  • 17
    Text - To lower your stress level, get a cat.
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  • 18
    Font - EAT GLITTER FOR BREAKFA ST AND SHINE ALL DAY
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  • 19
    Food
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  • 20
    Face - If you're already late... Take your time.. You can't be late twice. O smart
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