13 Tweets About Terrible Roommates That'll Make Yours Seem Totally Normal Now

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mattstaff
Nov 5, 2017 3:00 PM EST

On Wednesday Jimmy Fallon went and put a call out for people to share their weirdest roommate stories on Twitter. What followed can only be described as disturbing glimpses at the more bizarre and depraved side of humanity...

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    Text - Wendy @wendycita Follow He slept on the balcony in his sleeping bag to "test his camping gear". #MyWeirdRoommate 11:13 AM - Sep 6, 2017 t30 13 365
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    Text - DryvBy @DryvBy Follow It was raining once and my old roommates were BBQing with an open grill inside our apartment when I came home. #MyWeirdRoommate 11:17 AM - Sep 6, 2017 9 31 348
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    Adaptation - Joshua Tree NPS Follow @JoshuaTreeNPS #MyWeirdRoomate keeps sticking food on the plants.... #LoggerheadShrike 3:16 PM - Sep 6, 2017 2 t39 193
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    Face - GIF Heather Follow @mummyheever #MyWeirdRoommate used to pick scabs off her legs, hide them in her pockets and then eat them during lectures. She even offered me one once. 11:53 PM - Sep 6, 2017 2 1 5
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    Text - rach Follow @Rachel_ginn #MyWeirdRoomate would steal milk, tho she was lactose intolerant, & go to our closet to "answer the call of the wild burrito" aka pass gas 6:12 PM - Sep 6, 2017 tl1 2 10
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    Text - sonia Follow @thezonia I had a roomie who never cooked, and freaked out when I was boiling water for pasta because it was going to "catch fire" #MyWeirdRoommate 11:12 AM - Sep 6, 2017 2 L15 189
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    Text - Derda N'at 4ONS Follow @douglasderda 1st yr at Pitt my roommate said he was homesick & went hunting. I opened my fridge & found a squirrel wrapped in foil. #MyWeirdRoommate 11:45 AM - Sep 6, 2017 t2 6 72
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    Text - Travis Bryant Follow @Travis_Bryant #MyWeirdRoommate once ate a 20 McNuggets in the restroom. I found the trash hidden & when I conronted him, his response was, "I was hungry" 11:58 AM - Sep 6, 2017 Los Angeles, CA Ll338 730
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    Text - Shayne O Sullivan @UN_Squaredude Follow Had a roommate that would mash all the food on his plate together and would use a kit-kat instead of a fork to eat it #MyWeirdRoommate 11:14 AM - Sep 6, 2017 17 25 367
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    Text - jimmy fallon @jimmyfallon Follow I had a roommate who would bring his own toilet paper whenever he'd go to the bathroom. He thought his was less "germy." #MyWeirdRoommate 11:09 AM - Sep 6, 2017 L492 6,020 492
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    Product - PANTENE Clear Clear essentials foaming facial cleanser er SHAMPOO SENSTVE SN STEP r ss mil) Тaylor Bybee @coasterstudios My roomate left empty Dr. Pepper cans in the shower cause he had this theory that "soda tastes better when you're wet" llow #MyWeirdRoommate 11:57 AM - Sep 6, 2017 7 t6 91
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    Text - Melissa Follow @Mel_Lynn_ I had a roommate who asked me if I wanted to go halfsies on a soap dish. From the dollar store. #MyWeirdRoommate 11:13 AM - Sep 6, 2017 t18 275
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    And then this happened...

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