37 Parenting Hacks That Are Keeping People Sane

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Jan 21, 2018 11:00 AM EST

These poor parents are barely holding on!

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    White - Tara Brown @Faux Ma Follow Parenting Hack: Wine.
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    Text - Katie Follow @katiestrong I'm so grumpy tonight that my kids put themselves to bed just to get away from from me. Parenting hack
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    Text - Doyin Richards @daddydoinwork Follow Right now I'm that dad playing hide & seek with my kid so I can actually get shit done while she thinks she has the "perfect" hiding spot.
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    Text - Abhorrent Housewife Follow @abhorrent_wife Being a parent means hiding in a closet to eat a donut so you don't have to share.
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    Text - Myrrh @ixix82 Follow Mom Life Hack: Perpetually keep yourself mildly to moderately uncomfortable so you don't accidentally fall asleep
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    Text - Wendi Aarons Follow @WendiAarons "Boys, brush your teeth and get in bed or I'll make you come out here and watch Bieber!" #VMAs #ParentingHack
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    Text - Rav Vadgama @TVRav Follow #Parenting hack: offer to call your kid's teacher to ask why they're not teaching if your kid says 'I don't know' to 'what did you learn'?
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    Text - Keris Stainton Follow @Keris Joe: "We're living the life of luxury! We've got BREADSTICKS!" Parenting hack: keep expectations low.
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    Text - Robert Knop @FatherWithTwins Follow Parenting hack: turn everything into a race. My 4yos both just got dressed in under 50 seconds.
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    Text - Sarah-Leigh Kropman Follow @SezLeigh #parentinghack don't bother buying toys! Shoes, cat food, pet water bowl and laundry baskets will only be played with
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    Text - Meredith Follow @PerfectPending Parenting Hack: Tell them you have an important meeting on your phone. Shut bedroom door. Take a Nap
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    Text - Beau Coffron Follow @lunchboxdad Parent hack: When you get home, and your kids aren't there, it's the perfect time to eat everything you don't want to share.
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    Text - Unfiltered Mama Follow @UnfilteredMama Mom hack: When your kids don't finish their lemonade, make margaritas.
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    Text - Say You, Say Meh @TheAlexNevil Follow Me: Time for bed 7: I'm not tired M: Brush your teeth first 7: I'm too tired
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    Text - Sarcastic Mommy Follow @sarcasticmommy4 If you wait long enough to make dinner, everyone will just eat cereal. It's science.
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    Text - wJust Linda w @LindalnDisguise Follow Parenting Life Hack: if you use your tears as lubricant, those little produce stickers come off your hardwood floors more easily.
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    Text - Robert Knop Follow @FatherWithTwins Weekend parenting hack 1) Tell your kids to stay in bed until a certain time 2) Set their clock back an hour 3) Enjoy an extra hour of sleep
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    Text - Emily Ellis @emnellis16 Follow #parentinghack if your child is hiding, just open up some candy for yourself, as soon as you barely open it they will find you and want it
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    Text - Team Serrano Follow @jessnjulio0405 #ParentingHack If you can't find your kids at home, turn off the Wi-Fi. It won't take em long 2 find you. Your Welcome! #TuesdayTip
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    Text - Adam Edmonds Follow @adamed #parentinghack just put out a plate of vegetables and kids will eat them. Ask them to eat the vegetables and they will scream bloody murder
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    Text - Sarah Watts Follow @sazzlemarie How to make a child play with random old, neglected toys...put them in a box by the door for the charity shop! #parentinghack
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    Text - Valerie Follow @ValeeGrri Daylight Savings parenting hack: send kids to sleep over at grandma's house. She thinks they're such a joy, let's see how she feels at 5am
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    Text - Unfiltered Mama Follow @UnfilteredMama I bet I could eliminate 50% of the tantrums in my house if I just started referring to dinner as "snack time."
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    Text - Dad and Buried Follow @DadandBuried When my toddler is screaming I just keep handing him stuff until he shuts up. Right now he's playing w some tampons but at least he's quiet!
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    Text - RunNerdGirl Follow @RunNerdGirl I may have just sent my 7 yo daughter upstairs to brush her teeth so I could eat some chocolate w/o sharing. #parentinghack #noshame
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    Text - Walking Outside @WalkingOutside Follow Parenting Hack: Don't guilt trip your spouse. Let your kid do it. "I know, Baby. You wish Daddy would have changed your diaper." #momlife
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    Text - Stephanie Ortiz @Six_Pack Mom Follow Kids were hiding from their chores. Just played a recording of ice cream truck jingles; kids came running...#Parenting Hack #Nailed It
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    Text - Red Hairing Follow @RHairing Sometimes I walked past my daughters' room with headphones connected to nothing so they think I can't hear them. #parentinghack
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    Text - Aubrayus. @aubreyhunterrr Follow Parenting hack: train your child to think it's fun to scratch your back and play with your hair; all day, errrday.
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    Text - annie are you ok? @AnnieMcCarren Follow I've convinced our 8-yo that I hate the sound of the vacuum so now she vacuums whenever she's mad at me. #ParentingHack
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    Text - Salty Mermaid @Jenn H_Scott Follow I highly suggest you tell your kids to help clean up They won't do it, but they will disappear and leave you the hell alone for a few.
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    Text - Momma of Midgard Follow @MidgardMomma Parenthood is: Telling your kids they can't eat brownies for breakfast, then eating brownies for breakfast after they leave for school.
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    Text - Joshua Best @joshuabest Follow My kids hate washing their hair so much, I now try to reach over the curtain & squeeze shampoo on them without them noticing #parentinghack
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    Text - Chantal Girard Follow @chantrysings Just ate #McDonalds in the car so the kids wouldn't know #momhack
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    Text - Caffeine & Fairydust Follow @CaffeineandF Never, & I mean NEVER make eye contact with a child on the verge of falling asleep.They will sense your excitement & abort mission! #momlife
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    Text - Kaitlyn Dollens @kaitlyn_dollens Follow Toddler parenting hack: carry mini m&ms in your purse so you can get the mini humans to do what you want
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    Text - Ryan Bender @RyanBender2 Follow Best #Parenting Hack? We tell our daughter we have to share YouTube videos with other kids...so we don't have to watch them over and over...
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