'Don't worry, we'll get you a nose job': Gen X and millennial daughters complain about the cruelty of boomer moms

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    Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @thereisnojayjay Follow I am the eldest daughter of a boomer woman, it is funny that men on here think even half as cutting as they can say anything my own mother has said to me lol
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    Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @thereisnojayjay Follow The other day I FaceTimed my Mom and the first words out of her mouth were "Have you always had dark circles under your eyes like that?" I had C d!
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    NickVsTheWorld @NickVsTheWorld 2d Replying to @thereisnojayjay My wife (Borat voice), who is also the eldest of a boomer mom is still cackling at this in approval 272 382 | 36.4K Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @thereisn....2d: There is no contest, the majority of the time it's not even meant to be insulting lol but alas
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    Sarah Winnicki, PhD @skwinnicki • 2d Replying to @thereisnojayjay My mother doesn't remember a single instance of this, but I have a list of quotes : just seared into my memory from my teenage years that still echo in my head almost daily
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    Kimber Kimberly Chandler @cozzmo73.1d Replying to @thereisnojayjay You're feeling good about yourself. The sun is shining, the birds are chirping.....and one side eye from my mother...Going home, try again tomorrow
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    @shaindelr@shaindelr 2d Replying to @thereisnojayjay "Don't worry, we'll get you a nose job." "You would be really pretty, if your hair and eyes were a different color." Oh, man. The list is endless. Checks out!
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    NanaG-no MY LAST @quiltsbypagan left to... Follow Replying to @thereisnojayjay As a boomer, I have to say my mom, being from the Greatest Generation, had no filter. Nor did my friends' moms. Walked into Applebee's after not seeing Mom in 3 years and she loudly proclaims, "Honey, I do believe your are finally growing." I was 59 and every man in the restaurant now had whiplash.
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    K KЯISTINA (Parod... ❤ Follow @veyelet XVII Replying to @thereisnojayjay My mother called me fat to my face my entire life, I remain unfazed.
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    Garden Duchess @garden_duchess • 1d Replying to @thereisnojayjay I can't even post some of the things that have flown out of my mom's mouth, I'd get banned.
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    еуспеш @leamaric 1d • Replying to @thereisnojayjay Imagine having a Slavic* boomer mom. I'm impenetrable.
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    Laureana Bonaparte @lauribonaparte Follow Replying to @thereisnojayjay Stuff like, have you lost those 4lbs? Size 4 isn't pretty. Aren't you too fat for birthday cake?
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    Jaydalee-Vegas hom... @ExoticJaydalee Replying to @thereisnojayjay Follow I am too. My mother believes cause she is a senior citizen she can say anything to anyone, Bought her Venus et fleur flowers for mothers day. Got cussed out by her the very next day for having to travel for work
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    Fi @fimitch1980 · 1d Replying to @thereisnojayjay As the eldest daughter of a boomer woman myself, I have it on reliable authority that they say it because 'everyone else is thinking it but can't say it' and 'I'm just trying to help'. So...that's fun!
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    Rachel Z. Ullrich @RachelZiol ⚫ 2d Replying to @thereisnojayjay Me, 7, crying because I didn't make choir. My mother: Rachel, I love you. But you can't carry a tune in a papersack.
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    Sarah the Goose Witch... @sweetcheetah Replying to @thereisnojayjay Follow Solidarity. I had my first panic attack in college bc I was being stalked by an aggressive peeping tom and my mom's reaction was, "Sarah, I really think you need to focus on your grades."
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    Andrea Vaghy @abenyola 2d Replying to @thereisnojayjay Same. And when I remind my mom of some of the things she has said over the years, she always act she would never in her life say such things.
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    What's in a name? @amylucksted -1d Replying to @thereisnojayjay Classic from my mums repertoire: dining out for mother's day with her 3 daughters we jokingly asked her who was her favourite daughter "Oh God, you're all disasters" came the reply
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    Monica @mcmiorandi 1d Replying to @thereisnojayjay Only daughter of a boomer mother who is also the eldest daughter of five siblings. You know those girls that are like "omg my mom is my BEST friend!!" Yeah....that's not me lol
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    bonky @shesbonky -1d Replying to @thereisnojayjay My boomer mom when I started dating a guy in college over the summer break: "aren't you worried that when school starts up again he'll meet a girl prettier and skinnier than you?"
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    brecht apologist @madisontayt_⚫1d men on here like to just say some variation of "fat" in my replies but my mom would make me stand in the middle of the store and promise not to gain weight before i could get clothes. then i'd be punished for outgrowing them you little boys WISH you could still hurt me
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    Nikki DeLeon @nikki_deleon ⚫1d Once I called my Boomer mother excitedly to tell her I got a raise and a promotion, and she told me I was paid too much and didn't deserve it.
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    Arditi @Arditi_d_Popolo . 1d Truth. My mother had suggested we go get ice cream from the local farm stand and as I started eating a waffle cone merely said: "Cholesterol" Appetite ruined.

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