Top Interview Memes for Desperate Job Candidates Who Loosely Embellish Their Resumes

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    Interviewer: So where do you see yourself in five years? Me: I'd say my biggest weakness is listening
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    Interviewer: How would you describe yourself? Me: Verbally, but I've also prepared a dance
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    *Starbucks job interview* "What's your name" -Alyssa "Spell that please?" -LARISSA "When can you start!?"
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    BOSS: show me your resume ME: pff you're not the boss of me BOSS: oh yeah? you're hired random.ape
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    Job interviewer: It says in your CV that you are quick at mathematics. What is 17x19? Me: 36 Interviewer: That's not even close Me: But it was quick
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    Boss: why do yo-- Me: shhh Boss: what's your biggest wea-- Me: shhh Boss: (whispering) you're hired, welcome to the library
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    boss: so ur resumes just a frog doing sick unicycle tricks? me: ya, dat boi is me boss: (under breath) o waddup shutterstock
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    Interviewer: Tell us about yourself Me (unprepared): I was born at a very young age
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    [Job interview] "What are ur strengths?" Me: I fall in love easily. "umm okay... what are ur weaknesses?" Me: Those blue eyes of yours.
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    *Job interview to be a cable installer* "Sorry I'm 6 1/2 hours late for the interview" Boss: "You're hired! Welcome to Spectrum"
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    Interviewer: Do you speak any other languages? ME: I know a little Japanese... Interviewer: Please demonstrate. ME: [stares in Japanese]___
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    Interviewer "Describe yourself using 3 words" Interviewee "Lazy"
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    This guy has 4 degrees, 23 years experience, and has never been late for work Who else we got? This one's literally a dog Oh heck do him a hire!
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    When they ask you any extra talent at job interview Me:
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    INTERVIEWER: Why do you want to be a door to door salesman for us? ME: [thinkin of all the dogs I'll get to pet] I believe in your product. 123RF 282216

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