Squatters get outwitted by management company after the landlord hires a professional 'nuisance' to move in with them: 'They were out within a week'

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    "[The management company] paid him to be an absolute nuisance." 1111///
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    Squatters get out witted Let me tell you a fun story: Ten years ago, the property management company I worked for managed properties out of California where we were located.
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    A tenant allowed friends to move in and then vacated after his friends had lived there for a while. We tried to negotiate but these douches decide they want us to go the legal route. Instead, we found the biggest son of a B we could hire. We have him a fresh lease with his name on it, a 36 pack of Coors, pizza take-out, and keys. He was instructed to sit on their couch, watch their TV and get comfy.
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    The bothersome folks arrived and told him to leave. He wasn't moving. He told them to go ahead and call the police. They did. The police told them he was legally allowed to be there. Tenants had stronger rights than owners in this area. They were out within a week, while we paid him to be an absolute nuisance.
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    • triviaqueen 1d ago So I legally evicted the POS addict lady who lived in my upstairs apartment. While I slept the night she was moving OUT, her grown POS addict son was moving IN. Because it takes a month to legally evict a tenant, they were counting on one month's free rent for him. Also, it's illegal to cut off utilities for a tenant, but it's not illegal to cut off utilities for a squatter. So when I discovered the ruse the next morning when he answered the door when I went to examine the a
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    Zoreb1 1d ago • In the old days one just gave five big ones to a guy named Vinny and he'd get the squatters out for you. Just don't go to the police first. 36 Reply
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    hugh_jorgyn • 1d ago When you mentioned the big buy, I expected this to go a very different, very non-petty, way, lol. I guess growing up in Eastern Europe and having watched too many mafia movies skewed my expectations, haha. ↑ 6 ↓ ☐ Reply
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    Lopsided-Bench-1347 • 1d ago Put a five day pay or quit notice on the door. On day six, when they go out, clean out the apartment and change the locks as they obviously "quit" the morning they left. 43 Reply
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    TheLeadSearcher 2h ago There's a guy who was in the news recently for doing exactly this, drawing up a legal lease for the place and then moving in whether the squatters liked it or not. 4 2 3 Reply
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    pistachio033 .2d ago · Edited 1d ago So... how did you find this son of a B? Cuz a lot of landlords need one on speed dial lol 107 Reply ... Expert Abalone_8633 OP.2d ago Agreed! Our guy was in Houston, Texas. 65 Reply ... 1d ago Embarrassed-Light632 I'll happily do it + 8 Reply

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