Guy Made A Tinder Profile For His Dog And The Conversations Are Hilarious

Look at this lovely dog bachelor! The goodest boy to bring home to meet mama.

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    This is Phil, absolutely adorable Alaskan Malamute. And he is single, looking for a life partner.

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    naturally, Phil took to Tinder to find his perfect match. If you live in Boston or LA, hit him up ASAP before he is taken. He has an extensive list of people waiting to hook up with him. Don’t believe me? See his conversations.

    dog tinder - Text - cuddles Why the fuck are you in England Why aren't you? Sit. Shake hands. May 21, 2017, 10:53 PM I obey commands only for belly rubs May 22, 2017, 9:30 PM That can be arranged May 23, 2017, 8:10 AM Awww.yisssss belly rubs Sent Type a Message... Send GIF
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    I can be your side dog

    dog tinder - Text - Let's cut to the chase Phil. You've got a belly and I've got hands, how are we going to make this happen Bring milk biscuits. I'll bring my belly and the tie. I'm not looking for anything super serious so I don't want to lead you on Head scratches are ok. I can reciprocate but very poorly. What do you think? That's what I wanted to hear Phil, I've got a dog of my own at home. I'm just looking for a side dog to pet from time to time. I can be your side dog Ok Phil I gotta hit
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    Strong independent dog

    dog tinder - Text - Hi! lol hi! Do you play fetch? Of course! Need a dog walker? You should download the app wag and use my code MARION6439 Oh no I'm a strong independent dog who don't need no walker Sent Send Type a Message... GIF
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    The real thing

    dog tinder - Text - Woof! Mar 18, 2017, 1:13 PM are you the actual phil from imgur or you just using his fame I am both..? Mar 18, 2017, 1:32 PM no you aint he's in england i think Mar 18, 2017, 2:01 PM Bamboozled again! I am a fraud. I'm just spreading the joy of Phil Sent Type a Message... Send GIF
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    The goodest boy

    dog tinder - Text - I'm just tryna get some belly rubs. Ain't nothing serious Jun 11, 2017, 1:34 PM Well are you a good boy? Jun 11, 2017, 7:28 PM Of course I am. The goodest Sent Type a Message... Send GIF
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    The Cutest on tinder

    dog tinder - Text - Cutest on tinder Woof! What a good boy The goodest Do you follow me on the internet? Instagram? What's your handle? Lifewithmalamutes I...I think What about imgur? Sent Type a Message... Send GIF
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    Another Good boy?

    dog tinder - Text - YOU'RE SO CUTE I see you have another good boy in your picture! Although I believeI am the goodest of boys Maybe. But I love my dog the most. I Do you play fetch? Yes! I love fetch My dog Beau doesn't always understand the "bringing back" part of the game That's because it's no take only throw I guess it depends on the rules you play with Type a Message... Send GIF
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    Prefers Belly Rubs

    dog tinder - Text - Belly rubs or nah? ALL THE BELLY RUBS AWW YISS And head scratches right? Of course!!!!! That's it. The perfect woman. Run away with me Sophia Let's elope together! Thats illegal in this country!!! I'm a dog. I don't follow the laws of the land Type a Message... Send GIF
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    Willing to pet

    dog tinder - Text - Whosa good boy Jun 24, 2017, 9:48 AM Sent Jun 24, 2017, 10:11 AM 12/10 would pet if I saw him walking down the street Send Type a Message... GIF
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    Different from all the others

    dog tinder - Text - WOOF Jun 5, 2017, 6:00 PM Hey phil V handsome Jun 6, 2017, 12:02 AM Thanks Becksy. I try to differentiate myself from other dogs Sent Send Type a Message... GIF
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