30 of the Best Dungeons and Dragons Memes of the Week (July 12, 2024)

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  • 01
    Bandit Leader: Please! Spare me and I'll give you everything. 100 Gold, some pearl earrings, I've even got this Wizards spellbook! YOURS! JUST LET ME LIVE!!! Barbarian: RUA DMG You got any stuff that doesn't ?
  • 02
    Therapist: You have to learn to process your emotions in a healthy way, you can't just live in a fantasy world! Me having bought 5 TTRPGs this week: RUN DMG
  • 03
    DM: Roll to pick the lock Player: *Rolls Natural 1* Let me have a try. OPEN SESAME! Well, I've done all I can do.
  • 04
    Paladin: Another town saved! Onwards my friends more innocents need our aid! RUN DMG mood
  • 05
    I KEEP TRYING TO CREATE AEPIC ENEMY FOR MY PLAYERS BUT ILL NEVER MAKE ONE THATS AS DANGEROUS TO THEM AS THEMSELVES
  • 06
    G'day! I'm Bob the Necromancer Today we're doing an unboxing RIP hold up
  • 07
    When you do character intros on session 1 of a new campaign and nobody read the setting guide
  • 08
    GM: You are 100% sure you want to flirt with *checks notes* "gurgloth The Sineater"? Bard: Oh yeah, I show him a sin to eat hehe *5 minutes later* Bard incoming! I RUN OMG thought he was going to "distract" them? *Sigh* Well a friend in need... What!? it was just getting interesting!!! Bard GUYS!!! I messed up the BBEG is way freakier than I anticipated! HELP!!!! ROSLOF
  • 09
    Me: So you're playing a lizardfolk. PC: Correct. Me: And your background is Outlander? PC: Yep. Me: Let me guess, raised by wol.. PC: Yes, raised by squirrels. Me: I'm sorry, what?
  • 10
    yeens-human I'm begging you Put a reporter and early version of a newspaper in your dnd campaign At the end of every mission/ordeal have the reporter interview the players as to what happened After session on the campaign discord type up a hilariously uncharitable summary of the events that took place and start making falsehoods. And most importantly: spell a party member's name wrong "Local sea elf beats vandal and promises to kill again" "Star cross lovers, gangsters come to tragic end at the
  • 11
    When the entire group promised to show up on game night but one is running late so you call him I summon you to fulfill your oath.
  • 12
    The Party's "favorite" NPC (pseudo hostage) after hearing all the "hilarious shenanigans" (murder & mayhem) they did while "adventuring" (grave robbing, murder for hire, anarchy) RUN DMG
  • 13
    LIFE D&D
  • 14
    When the TTRPG clicks for your new players and they start RP'ing or discussing lore without any prompting RUN DMG
  • 15
    Necromancer: honestly I should send something deadlier or cast a spell... But, I'm getting kinda mesmerized by the high kicks. do you see that muscle tone?
  • 16
    Me running a combat encounter with multiple stat blocks, keeping initiative, DJ'ing the battle music, taking notes, and arguing with my partner over text.
  • 17
    You're in her DMs I'm sacrificing her to Demons. We are not the same. You BBEG Your Girl NOREM RUN DMG
  • 18
    When the barbarian crits against a goblin and insists on rolling damage even though minimum damage would kill it. "Stop! He's already dead."
  • 19
    Me: So what did I miss last session, we were gonna go shopping right? DM: Well things got a little...weird... ICE STER MG MAL
  • 20
    9th level fireball Literally the entire party The cute NPC side character with no relevance to the plot Axe of the Dwarvish Lords
  • 21
    When the Gm asks you're sure and you say yes GM's Scree
  • 22
    Player: Hey, you said I could bring in my character from a previous campaign! GM: It's a dark space opera... Player: Biggus Birdicus has range!!! www
  • 23
    WHEN YOU FINISH A MEAL AT THE SUPER FRIENDLY NPC'S HOUSE imgflip.com MAKE A CONSTITUTION SAVING THROW
  • 24
    A lvl 35 Archmage after sending a lvl 1 party to die saving the world because they just got some prime Halfling leaf and couldn't be bothered
  • 25
    Gretchen Felker-Martin @scumbelievable No matter how carefully you construct a villain's tragic backstory, your D&D party's going to come at them exactly like this. I KNOW YOU'RE HERE, DRACULA YOU BIG NERD. WHERE'S MY MONEY?
  • 26
    CN NOBODY IS BORN COOL CN Paladins that don't block the party from causing mischief, but rather guide it towards corrupt institutions and deserving groups CN EXCEPT OF COURSE... CN 2
  • 27
    When the "easy" encounter just downed the Barbarian after 2 back to back crits. GM: 500 Keep calm, it's only a spike. It'll soon stabilise!
  • 28
    When you're a Druid and the Wizard casts Fireball in the middle of the forest. I am the Lorax, @4d6_drop_lowest I speak for the trees, and the trees say "can u not"
  • 29
    When the players absolutely stomp your BBEG and later that day you realize they had legendary actions you completely forgot about
  • 30
    The Adventuring Party's first BBEG Was on their phone the entire time an almost prenatal dragon Couldn't roll higher than a 5 all fight Knocked unconscious 3 times rolled the Nat 20 that saved the party Schedule conflict RUNE DMC Fantasy equivalent of pop rocks and bottle caps

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