30 Parenthood Memes When You Find Humor While In the Midst of a Breakdown

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    Me, after stepping on a LEGO with bare feet THE DAD
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    83 Kids need to be bored and parents shouldn't overschedule them CHANGE MY MIND つ THE DAD
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    Ygrene™ @Ygrene my wife went to bed early and the dogs and i are not sure who's in charge now
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    The Dad THE DAD @thedad Teaching my son the alphabet and he sort of stumbles through it, gets one or two letters right and then has the audacity at the end to say "now I know my ABC, next time won't you sing with me". Buddy, I can't sing with you. You freestyle the entire thing
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    Average Dad @Average_Dad1 I asked my wife to share her queen sized blanket to which she replied she was a queen and therefore the blanket was already at max capacity
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    When you thought your kid had fallen asleep, but they pop up asking if chocolate milk comes from brown cows OF Pixel THE DAD CRIZZLIES
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    When all 3 kids have tantrums before noon I've lived through three supposed "end of days." THE DAD
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    Dads since forever: "Looks like we're going to have to amputate" THE DAD
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    My kid: [touches the thermostat] Me, on a business trip 1,500 miles away: THE DAD Something's wrong, I can feel it
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    THE DAD The Dad @thedad My 3-year-old scream-cried because someone finished his smoothie. It was him. He finished his smoothie.
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    Me, trying to explain to my wife how I'm free enough to take the kids to a basketball game, but not free enough to finish building the deck I started last summer THE DAD
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    I tell my kids I used to party pretty hard back in the day. The parties in question: THE DAD
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    My kid doing something I just told him not to do My kid getting the exact consequences I warned him he'd get THE DAD
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    THE DAD The Dad @thedad me: I gave the kids a nice bath, tucked them into bed, read a story, gave them a drink of water, kissed them good night and quietly left the room wife: oh nice. so they're asleep? me: haha oh goodness no
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    Me, after trying to play pickup basketball for 2 hours in my late-30s THE DAD Give me something for the pain and let me die.
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    Asking my kid what happened to make their sibling start crying THE DAD ET Absolutely nothing. I dunno. I just... I just showed up and... I don't know... I just... I don't even know the guy to be honest with ya
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    This would be society if my kids did something the first time I asked THE DAD
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    coley vance @ColeyVance me as a kid vs me now @dxnielit I never seen a more accurate tweet
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    Coming home after a rough day at work, but there are still 4 hours until bedtime wwww www.NE E 00000000 CURRENT OBJECTIVE: SURVIVE THE DAD
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    deconstructiongirl "I tried it, mom."
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    When my wife says I can pick the restaurant for dinner THE DAD Oh no, I'm not brave enough for politics.
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    When my kid asks to borrow $5 on Father's Day and then gives me a card with that $5 in it B3UER THE DAD
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    Parents trying to find a comfy position to play with their kids in the floor THE DAD
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    THE DAD My kid on the verge of a meltdown because he doesn't realize he's hungry Me, who has a dedicated snack pocket in my cargo shorts
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    Hearing my kids complain about being bored on their summer break Sounds like there's no end to the problems you're facing. THE DAD
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    New parents after spending their whole night trying to calm down a small human THE DAD D I'm probably gonna black out at work today.
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    Dads preparing to make a big scene by pretending to install a brand-new leg after their kid fell, scraped their knee, and burst into tears THE DAD It's showtime...
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    Toddlers when they see parents chugging coffee just to keep up THE DAD Look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power
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    When my childfree friends make plans that start at 8 PM THE DAD
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    My 7-year-old after "accidentally" spilling her drink all over the table in the middle of a checkers game she was losing Let's start over, shall we? THE DAD

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