22 Lounging Luxury Pupper Posts from Their Eternal Hot Girl Summer to Inspire Your Next Vacation

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  • 01
    Once upon a time, there were two girls who drank wine, ate cheese and talked sit about everyone. It's us. The end.
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  • 02
    NATIONAL MARGARITA DAY January 1st December 31st -
  • 03
    "I was so crazy back then". - yesterday
  • 04
    When he's not even close to funny but it's summer and he has a boat.
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  • 05
    Where can I find one of those families that says "Take this $2 million and stay away from our son!"
  • 06
    "Don't you want to settle down and start a family?" Me on my 7th vacation this year:
  • 07
    When you're looking at everyone and their hot summer bods...and you feel sorry for all the taco tuesdays they must have missed.
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  • 08
    When he says you're "pretty dramatic" but all you hear is pretty.
  • 09
    Quitting my job to pursue my true passion: not having a job
  • 10
    Curly fries are my favourite as they are salty & spiraling just like me.
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  • 11
    When my husband asks me why my "facial" was $800 and I can no longer frown or drink from a straw.
  • 12
    "How are you feeling today after blacking out at brunch yesterday and falling into a bush?" Me: RAGHE HANGLE WITH CAR FRAGILE FRAGILE
  • 13
    The only ex's we miss are ex-tra money.
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  • 14
    I may not be that athletic, or talented, or personable I forget where I was going with this.
  • 15
    Didn't mean to be rude... it's just the heat and my personality.
  • 16
    Me checking my blocked list to see if anyone is eligible for parol.
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  • 17
    Might quit my job so I can focus on summer.
  • 18
    I learn from the mistakes of my friends who took my advice.
  • 19
    "So what are your plans for the summer?” Me:
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  • 20
    a quick 100K in my bank account would fix all my problems today.
  • 21
    He called me delusional, but I think he meant delicious or whatever.
  • 22
    Having baby fever? Take a nap. Did you enjoy that nap? Then don't have kids.

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