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When someone asks you “Did you lose weight?” like it’s some kind of compliment:
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When you’re home alone but you hear a creaking noise in another room:
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When you can’t execute a pose in yoga class and you just sit there hoping no one else notices:
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When a new bagel place opens up near your apartment:
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When you open your laptop in a meeting and “Party in the USA” starts playing at full volume:
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When your waiter brings out food and you’re trying to tell if it’s for your table:
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When your friend is dating someone new and they’re in that annoying “puppy love” phase:
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When something rings up at the register for cheaper than you thought it would be:
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. When your significant other gets you a present for your anniversary even after you agreed NO PRESENTS:
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When your favorite character gets killed off a show:
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When you hear your roommate yell “Who ate the last Girl Scout cookie?!” two rooms away:
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When a parking space opens up RIGHT in front of the store you’re going to:
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When you just remembered you forgot to text your friend back…days later:
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When you accidentally send a text to the person you were talking smack about:
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When you run into that kid you had a class with senior year but you can’t remember his name:
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When you go to a wedding and it’s a cash bar:
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When someone wears Uggs to a wedding:
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When a crying baby on the subway is testing your last nerve:
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When you really want your friend to come to a weird party with you so you don’t have to go alone:
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When someone with a clipboard stops you on the street and asks “Do you care about children?”:
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When you get home from vacation and open the fridge and it smells like something died in there:
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When you drop your phone and you’re too scared to pick it up and see the damage:
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When you try to take a quick shower before the delivery guy shows up, but you hear the doorbell right when you put shampoo in your hair:
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