Gamer Girl Drops Flirty Hints to Her Clueless Gaming Buddy, Wagering Physical Intimacy in Exchange for a Win in Mario Kart Then Getting Repeatedly Friendzoned Instead

Boys are thick sometimes. 

You could be giving off the most obvious signals that you're interested in them romantically and it'll take nothing short of a siren sound and a megaphone to get the message through their skulls. KISS ME, YOU IDIOT! But notoriously the guys who are the worst at catching a girl's subtle signals are the gamer dudes. You'd think that after years of spotting the flicker of a sniper scope halfway across the battlefield map, gamer guys would get better at seeing our romantic signals–but no. Blinded by their competitiveness and desire to annihilate the 1st place driver with a blue shell of doom, most gamer guys would need flirtations to be written out in plain text before realizing that this was their opportunity to check out Princess Peach's castle bedroom.

None have experienced the true frustration of sending shy-girl 'kiss me' vibes to their buddy more than the girl in our next story. After routinely spending the afternoon with her male gaming buddy, she started to catch feelings for him. Too shy to make a move on her own, she'd wager 'anything he wanted' if he beat her at Mario Kart. Unfortunately for them both, he took that as a challenge, whooping her in the game, requesting stupid platonic prizes, and repeatedly shoving her into the friendzone without ever realizing her true intentions… until years later.

Scroll for the story of teenaged awkwardness compounded by a crush that might even sit at the top of this gamer guy's 'Regret List' for the rest of his life.

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