30 Epic Pickup Lines When You're Looking To Ask Someone Out in a Brave New Way

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    This or nothing Replied to your story: I almost licked my screen now
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    Sir put me down I am the manager
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    Why am I like this... Today 1:09 AM Babe I'm really tired I knew you were tired of me It's 1 in the morning please don't + Message QWERTYUIO RTYUIOP
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    "You in town?" Me: Yeah but
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    Smooth operator If I'm allowed? Can I take you to the cinema? That's if you're allowed... Aye not usually allowed to take snacks in
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    This man was harrassssing me and my friend and the bartender passed this note to me acting like it was my receipt! Legit the type of bartender everyone needs Everyda VACA IF THIS GUY IS BOTHERING You, PUT YOUR Pory TAIL ON YOUR OTHER SHOULDER, AND I WILL HAVE HIM REMOVED. HES GIVING ME THE CREEPS
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    Ladies... be careful, don't get beardfished
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    When you see a girl so bad that you gotta reject yourself on her behalf 18 SJ
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    Nicoline @nicoline018 Me and my friends got this game that's like the version of Candyland GanjaLand An Epic Weed Adventure! 18+ A GanjaLand GanjaLand Forest 00000
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    Most accurate fortune cookie I've ever received You will be hungry again in one hour.
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    Bro nailed the execution Sophia YOU MATCHED WITH SOPHIA ON 11/5/22 You should replace the a in your name with ne because you are Sophine Today 5:50 PM that was absolutely phenomenal fantastic execution Sent
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    MS Libra @t_sadiity instead of "DEMURE" yall need to learn the difference between “to” & “too", "where" & "were", "women & woman”, “lose” & “loose", "you're" & "your". them words be tearing yall up sgtcoreymcleish @edgyy_memes People who confused "lose" and "loose" though ...
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    My son stayed home on "NYE" so he could "spend time" with his big sister
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    This guys tinder bio Tim, 23 Sam Houston State University 40 miles away @PICKUPLINES I lost my watch at a party once. An hour later I saw some guy stepping on it while he was harassing some woman at that party. Infuriated, I immediately went over, pinched him and broke his nose. No one does that to a woman, not on my watch
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    How does my girlfriend manage to get 24hr customer support?! 10 AT&T Customer Service You up now Swipe up to open
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    Bro leaving her wondering Today 12:13 AM wanna be dissiapointed and impressed at the same time? Uh sure? Today 3:28 PM The time it takes me to solve the Rubiks cube is about the same amount as I last in bed Well that could mean anything
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    My gf left this note for me on my pillow I am so bloated please do not Squeeze/hold onto my waist tonight or i'll a hole through the sheets. : Love you!
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    In case anyone was wondering what dating is like in 2023 spue U 9211 916wnimsliv Jason 25 Self Unemployed 3 miles away Date Idea: I pick you up at 6 pm. We eat rotisserie hickens in the grocery store parking lot and talk out aliens. You'll be home by 9
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    6:58 PM Craig I'm going to be honest You have the same name as my dad And it's throwing me off a little 8:33 PM That's ok I prefer to go by my nickname anyway Oh yeah? What's that? Daddy Delivered
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    ? B12 Oh my bad I thought this was a vending machine because you're a snack Ur card was declined See here's the thing about vending machines.. Sometimes you have to bang em a few times to get your money's worth INPICKUPLINES Today 9:37 PM Omg Sent
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    This is the most romantic thing anyone has ever said to me: INSTAGRAM (juustmolls): now replied to your story: I love your eyes but i love mine more because wothout mine i cant see yours
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    Why you so scared of marriage... Here's why: A woman I was dating bought me a cologne, which made me extremely happy because she rarely gave me gifts. One day, I looked at her phone and found a text she had sent: "I BOUGHT HIM THE SAME COLOGNE AS YOURS SO I CAN SMELL YOU IN MY HOUSE." Delivered
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    They stole my laptop last night and they sent me an email using my email, I have mixed emotions now SORRY FOR THE LAPTOP >> Inbox Zwelithini to me ▾ Bro howzit, I know I stole your laptop yesterday. I needed the money as I have been struggling to make ends meet. I see that you were busy with a research proposal, I have attached it and if the are any other files that you need please alert me before Monday 12:00 since I have found a customer.
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    Gm You got a man? Add me on that list That's some real just said you I got a few...
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    Why I didn't text you back: I was asleep I was driving I was ignoring you I forgot I saw your text and told myself that I was going to respond, but I wanted to finish what I was doing first. After that, I got side-tracked and went to do something else and completely forgot your text even existed because I was stuck in my own tiny world until I went to text you days or even weeks later about something completely unrelated
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    And they say romance is dead @PICKUPLINES [a Ο d 10m ago Replied to your story highlight: If I ever went to war I'd put this pic in my locket
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    You miss 100% of the shots you don't take w Yo remember that girl I like at the gym?? Imma ask her out today if she's there 100% chance she rejects me She rejected me. Today 5:54 PM Good luck bro @PICKUPLINES He can see things before they happen. It's a Jedi trait.
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    Best pick-up line ever Dang girl are you my appendix because I don't understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
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    do you know basic maths? 2:10 pm 0123456789 Arrange these numbers in such a way that i can contact you anytime 2:11 pm Yes 2:10 pm. Sent
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    Here's my first attempt at synonym rolls sgtcoreymcleish @edgyy_memes Just like grammar used to make ...

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