Arrogant Guy Disses Woman’s Boyfriend’s Dance Moves, So She Asks to Dance with Him Only to Roast Him Nonstop

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    r/pettyrevenge • 3 hr. ago TheBestOpossum Dude insulted my boyfriend, so I danced with him
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    My boyfriend and I were at a german folk fest and there was one formal dance we had to participate in. I danced for a few years when I was a teen while my boyfriend barely has any dancing experience. There was this one dude who was apparently dancing competitively and after
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    that formal dance, he made a mean remark about how my boyfriend maybe should have had practiced some steps beforehand (he did, and he didn't do a bad job at all!). Naturally, I asked him if he minded to have a dance with me.
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    He complied, saying he would be delighted, and that he also always wanted to have at least one dance with someone who actually knew what they were doing. Next up was a tango argentino, which was lucky for me, because
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    you get really close and can talk the majority of the time if you want. And I really wanted. Here were the pieces of dialogue that I remember: Me: "So for how long have you been dancing?"
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    Him: "Four years now" Me: "Really? Oh OK, but probably not very regularly?" Him: "What, why? No I go at least once a week"
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    Me: "I just thought people sometimes get busy, you know, with jobs and life. But yeah, I guess you never know." Me: "And what's your favourite dance?"
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    Him: "Tango argentino is nice, but I think my favourite is..." Me: (interrupting) "No of course it's obvious this ain't it! No worries!"
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    Me: "You don't have a steady dancing partner, do you?" Him: "No...? Why?" Me: "Eh, just the way you dance"
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    Me: "Have you thought about trying other sports?" Him: "No. I really like dancing. Why would I?" Me: "Just asking. I love lifting, for example, and a friend of mine from dancing swears by yoga as cross-training"
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    Him: "Ah! Oh yeah that actually sounds cool. Maybe I'll think about it, thanks" Me: "No problem! Maybe there's even some sport where you have natural talent!"
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    The whole dance went like this. When it was over, I thanked him for the dance, he sourly thanked me back and I patted his hand with a reassuring "You're welcome! And don't fret it, everyone learns at their own pace"
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    Eilmorel ⚫ • • 1d ago Edited 3h ago the girl said "hans, get me ze Flammenwerfer" Edit: spelling since I don't speak German 7.1K Reply
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    KankiRakuen • 1d ago Did you at least notify the medics? After giving him 3rd degree burns? 1.6K Reply
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    GiantSiphonophore • 1d ago So surgical, so precise - I love it.
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    apaczkowski • 1d ago *mic drop
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    CoderJoe1 • 1d ago Just dancing around the issue
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    coolsexhaver420 • 1d ago I wish I could take control of your bfs consciousness just long enough to know how hard he had to stifle laughter and how this entire scene played out directly from his observation, then immediately give him back his mind.
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    Local-Friendship8166 • 1d ago This girls a keeper.
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    Vivalbiza • 1d ago Boom. * And that's how the passive aggressive petty revenge works.
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    My boyfriend and I were at a german folk fest and there was one formal dance we had to participate in. I danced for a few years when I was a teen while my boyfriend barely has any dancing experience. There was this one dude who was apparently dancing competitively and after that formal dance, he made a mean remark about how my boyfriend maybe should have had practiced some steps beforehand (he did, and he didn't do a bad job at all!).

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