Welcome, scaredy-cats. While some curmudgeons stand by the idea that Spooky Season is contained within the month of October, the majority of horror lovers agree that it actually starts on September 1st. In most parts of the US, the weather begins to cool down, Halloween decorations finally hit the shelves, and Pumpkin Spice lattes are back by the time September rolls around. While all the 'Me On August 31st vs Me On September 1st' memes are hilarious, it is actually a bit difficult to jump from cheerful summer vibes to gothic autumnal vibes all in one go. Just like the weather needs time to crisp up to fall perfection, some people need to ease into Spooky Season. If you're not ready to dive into full Halloween horror and would prefer to ease into the spooky feelings by consuming small, bite-sized scares, enjoy these short, two-sentence horrors that pack a creepy punch.