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10 Total Idiots That Are Convinced They're The Smartest People On The Planet

These bloated egos need to check themselves ASAP. 

mattstaff Posted by mattstaff
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    Text - Recently I took a friend with only a high school degree to lunch Insensitively, I led her into a gourmet sandwich shop. Suddenly I saw her face freeze up as she was confronted with sandwiches named "Padrino" and "Pomodoro" and ingredients like soppressata, capicollo and a striata baguette. I quickly asked her if she wanted to go somewhere else and she anxiously nodded yes and we ate Mexican.
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    Text - I can proudly say I don't follow any of these streamers. might have something to do with the fact that my IQ is 137. even so, it's hard to comprehend why so many of you follow them.
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    Text - Nathan 8 hrs- If we follow the rule of an eye for an eye. Then the world will end up blind Like Comment Share Matt land 2 others like this. Rachel |If we conform then authoritarianism can thrive, I'd rather be Matt blinded by self righteousness and freedom, than be a slave. Like Reply1 1 hr Shit we are wise as fuck Nathan Like Reply1 1 hr Matt up by other people, and argue about it. We should write a book together where we pick subjects made Like Reply 1 hr
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    Text - 151 points an hour ago (last edited 1 hour ago) I'enjoy meeting stupid people like this. I take every one of their arguments and utterly destroy them, slowly and methodically. I get them to admit and say things that question their entire belief system. When I am done with them, they feel shame and rightly so permalink source embed save save-RES give gold hide child comments
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    Text - 8 hrs Every single new person I meet, whether in a public or a private capacity, I notice that they always praise my intelligence within 5-10 minutes of meeting me. Every time--without fail. I honestly laugh every time. I can't hide things very well, can 1? Like Comment
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    Text - r/niceguys I do not understand what that means. Oh dear. Check it out, it's a subreddit. I choose not to use most of that these days, along with all of the stupid trends and fads.I essentially only use Fakebook and Tubeyou. And I barely tolerate Fakebook. Oh boy I choose to be in opposition of what is popular. Most people are nothing but sheep these days, following every little thina.
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    Text - U 3t 4oR ai I've spoken at length about my inability to tolerate a romantic relationship with women whose primary conversational skills revolve around reality TV, People Magazine, and the Taco Bell menu. Conversely, I've discovered the platonic male equivalent that's correspondingly daunting: the guy whose capacity doesn't exceed tits, ass, cars, tools, and sex. I've decided I don't hate most people like I had originally thought. As shitty as it sounds, I just don't have any use for them.
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    Text - I swear, I'm a new type of mammal. I wasn't due here for another ten million years. In my era, everyone is deep and speaks in metaphor.
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    Text - Lol even cnn would call this fake news Like Reply1-22 hrs Ah, no, this is called satire. I know it's a term uneducated masses don't even know, but there is a pretty big difference between satire and fake news. CNN has people at least educated enough to make that distinction, even if they do really stupid things like build shoddy and repeated simulations of plane crashes for literally no functional purpose. Like Reply 1-20 hrs
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    Text - 68% 9:39 PM Ч6: 41 Posts I'm usually afraid to share my writing but I had a little too much wine on the way from Manchester to Chicago so let me know what you think. As now, it was known then. Ostentatious oppulance stirs ineffible internal movements transcending will A morally nonsequntial telos promoted externally due to intellect. Is that sucess? I ponder. I doubt.I extrapoliate. A reflection. Retrospection: the infalliable catalyst of introspection, regression, non- linear and convolu
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