23 Hilarious Construction Worker Memes to Brighten Up Your 4am Weekend Wake-up Call (October 4, 2024)

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  • 01
    My friends got banned from Home Depot last week
  • 02
    WHEN THE FOREMAN GIVES YOU A 30 MINUTE JOB AND THERE'S 2 HOURS UNTIL QUITTING TIME. I can milk you
  • 03
    NOT SURE IF I AM BUYING TOOLS FOR WORK OR WORKING TO BUY TOOLS
  • 04
    Andrew Houston @profitforcontractors "Give me a good price on this one. I have more properties. If it's good, I will give you more work."
  • 05
    Teacher: The eruption of Krakatoa created the loudest sound ever reported at 180 dB Construction workers at 6am: Pathetic.
  • 06
    Me driving home from work knowing Im only going home to eat and sleep so I can do it all again tomorrow H 4 (CRYING)
  • 07
    Journeyman sharing important information Every apprentice: SPARKEY 0: I think I got it. But just in case... tell me the whole thing again, I wasn't listening.
  • 08
    Be sure to check your kid's Halloween candy this year. Last year someone tried to hide an entire Home Depot in this candy bar. THE HOME DEPOT
  • 09
    If you wear sweat pants to work you're not a real trade If those drywallers could read they'd be very upset
  • 10
    When you fix the giant cut on your hand with electrical tape and a dirty rag then go right back to work. MUSTER POINT MEMES You know, I'm something of a doctor myself
  • 11
    when that root you just grabbed with the machine starts gushing water KC
  • 12
    WHEN A COWORKER ASKS YOU A QUESTION SO STUPID, YOU HAVE TO TAKE A MINUTE TO MAKE SURE YOU HEARD WHAT YOU THOUGHT YOU HEARD.
  • 13
    Them: how are you not cold? Me: made with mematic @whatpermit
  • 14
    How many foremen does it take to lay a pipe? @hilarious.construction
  • 15
    WHEN THAT TEXT FROM YOUR STAY AT HOME WIFE COMES IN Blue Collar Berrics ASKING YOU TO STOP AT THE STORE FOR A FEW THINGS AFTER A 12HR DAY
  • 16
    KC When you fully extend the scissor lift and see your tape measure on the ground
  • 17
    SO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME HC YOU MANAGE CONSTRUCTION, BUT YOU'VE NEVER SWUNG A HAMMER?
  • 18
    The new hire: His resume. His work ethic. MUSTER POINT MEMES
  • 19
    NYC GOR WHEN YOU WALK INTO A JOB WITH JUST A SCREWDRIVER Plumberparts.co.uk THEN HAVE TO GO BACK TO THE VAN TO GET YOUR TOOL BAG сагтай! NLC M ROMO F ols
  • 20
    "NO YOU CANT RELY ON POWER TOOLS YOU NEED TO LEARN HOW TO DO IT WITH MANUAL TOOLS YOU NEED TO START ON A REGULAR POP TOOL" "haha milwaukee hi-press go brrr" @justagroundman Milwaukee
  • 21
    No one: My brain during the safety meeting: RYOBI @ICOTWOODMT OBI-WAN RYOBI
  • 22
    These are not the same machine. Know the difference. Excavator Bobcat Universal breaker hammer, Wacker and prying machine complete with grease-less joints Bobcat United Rentals
  • 23
    50 years from today someone will tear out this kitchen and this empty cabinet space. I wish I could travel in time to see the face expression of that poor guy that will pull the countertop off of that cabinet. @whatpermit Caliler & hompson Caller &

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