i would be good if **sniff** i could just keep it on ze table

Older sister expects 25-year-old chef brother to feed her 3 kids under 10 for free daily because he is the only person who can make them eat vegetables: 'I told her it's a big ask' 1

Aunt bans her 17-year-old nieces phony service dog from her house after he gave her dog fleas: 'I've been around him numerous times and he's actually a poorly trained pet' 2

'Boss claims that me quitting will result in the business closing': Worker gives 2-week-notice after basically running the company they work for for their boss, prompting boss's total meltdown 3

'The manager [said], "You really want to burn this bridge?" I said, "Yes"': 20+ Employees who quit their jobs as fast as possible 4

Friends make BBQ dinner for 8 people but invite 12 over, expect 4 of them to consume the scraps after they've eaten: 'It was awkward because we were actually starving' 5

Woman Refuses to Attend Thanksgiving Dinner After Sister-in-law’s Dog Tries to Pounce Her Baby, In-laws Call Her Dramatic When She Insists Dog Stays in Locked Room 6

Ba dum tiss 1

The Catsistency Consistency. 2

Not To Mention, Rude! 3

Good luck trying to find a restaurant. 4

where are the noms? 5

24 Funniest Feline Posts for Meme-Loving Cat Pawrents to Meow Caturday Cheer Throughout the Holiday Season 6