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“Well, everybody has a special talent.”
Someone once said 'if you are going to be bad, be the worst you can be' and this cat took that piece of sage wisdom to heart and just went for it. We are proud of his clawminality and facetiousness, he has fulfilled his feisty feline prophecy with gusto and grandeur.
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02
“It’s great for your diet because it bites you back.”
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03
“Violate me all you want to, but I shall not be moved. The nap is sacred.”
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04
“I learned from the best, human.”
Just like when you come home from a day of doing as little as possible at work and your significant other strokes your hair and tells you how proud of you they are that you are keeping up with your job and putting in so much effort to make your collective lives better.
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05
“Now where’s that black sweater I love to sleep on?”
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06
“They are just endlessly fascinating creatures. And modest, too.”
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07
“And you also serve brunch on Saturdays, right?”
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08
“Demon? What demon? I didn’t see any demons in here.”
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09
“Chips and Crush. Some days, it’s the only cure.”
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10
“This restaurant really isn’t living up to the hype. One star.”
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11
“Because everybody should have a pack.”
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12
“And to think some people call us useless.”
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13
“No, I am not ‘possessed.’ At least not any more than usual.”
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14
“Every sous chef requires a supervisor.”
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15
“It’s the purr-fect Halloween greeting card.”
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16
“Don’t forget to wake me up for my 3 pm nap, OK?”
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“He was possessed, Mom. Growling and floating through the air. I saved you.”
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18
“I really *cough cough* could use *cough cough* some crackers *cough cough* with tuna fish.”
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19
“Finders keepers. Even if I find it in your mouth.”
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20
“They say, ‘We long to be an omelette with catnip sprinkles.’”
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21
“You’ve been adopted, human. Don’t worry, I treat my pets nicely.”
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“And they’re bringing the HD surround sound this afternoon.”
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“Thanks. That’s much more comfortable.”
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