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23 Super Duper Silly Cat Memes for When You Need Total Distraction from Your Day Job

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    “Well, everybody has a special talent.”

    Guess who managed to shake off two I doses of sedative within 10 seconds of getting to the vet, break her carrier, refuse adamantly to get vaccinated, and be called 'in the top ten' of worst behaved cats they've ever seen:

    Someone once said 'if you are going to be bad, be the worst you can be' and this cat took that piece of sage wisdom to heart and just went for it. We are proud of his clawminality and facetiousness, he has fulfilled his feisty feline prophecy with gusto and grandeur.

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  • 2

    “It’s great for your diet because it bites you back.”

    Not the bread I wanted, but the bread I needed BERESTE
  • 3

    “Violate me all you want to, but I shall not be moved. The nap is sacred.”

    @AHappierDay Our shelter cat, Cheezit, is a heavy sleeper and has no worries
  • 4

    “I learned from the best, human.”

    My toxic trait is telling my cat he's a good boy after he's been a menace to society all day

    Just like when you come home from a day of doing as little as possible at work and your significant other strokes your hair and tells you how proud of you they are that you are keeping up with your job and putting in so much effort to make your collective lives better.

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  • 5

    “Now where’s that black sweater I love to sleep on?”

    NO REALLY. I APPLAUD YOU'RE OPTIMISM nt er rol DODD to
  • 6

    “They are just endlessly fascinating creatures. And modest, too.”

    Me on Facebook joining the 187th cat group
  • 7

    “And you also serve brunch on Saturdays, right?”

    Yes, I has a question.. when will second breakfast being served? I like to time my naps accordingly..
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  • 8

    “Demon? What demon? I didn’t see any demons in here.”

    Cats I see on the internet Cats I have at my home
  • 9

    “Chips and Crush. Some days, it’s the only cure.”

    HITE CHI 2/S1 D rits I finally found my spirit animal G Doritos akist MONAD 213 890
  • 10

    “This restaurant really isn’t living up to the hype. One star.”

    This is how cat venom is collected
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  • 11

    “Because everybody should have a pack.”

    Emotional Support Carrots. ONIS FARM Bolt
  • 12

    “And to think some people call us useless.”

    The perfect eye mask doesn't exi- -
  • 13

    “No, I am not ‘possessed.’ At least not any more than usual.”

    How to tell if your cat is fully charged
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  • 14

    “Every sous chef requires a supervisor.”

    Brian Blickenstaff @BKBlick My wife got this papoose/sling thing for our ridiculously spoiled cat and now when we're cooking the cat throws temper tantrums and the only way to make her stop is to break out the cat bag and let her ride in it.
  • 15

    “It’s the purr-fect Halloween greeting card.”

    Fun Idea: Build a dollhouse that's an exact replica of your actual house. Let your cat loose in it. Send pictures to your neighbors, family, friends, saying "Something happened to the cat, I don't know if I'll survive the night."
  • 16

    “Don’t forget to wake me up for my 3 pm nap, OK?”

    I told my cat about you @Doctorsmeow Follow I want to be a cat Oh noo, I overslept Oh I forgot I'm a cat
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  • 17

    “He was possessed, Mom. Growling and floating through the air. I saved you.”

    WHEN YOU HIT YOUR SIBLING TOO HARD AND YOUR MOTHER WALKS IN
  • 18

    “I really *cough cough* could use *cough cough* some crackers *cough cough* with tuna fish.”

    Cupid @robocopera Follow 000 my moms cat was acting sick so we went to the vet turns out she is healthy but she is jealous of the attention that im getting (im sick) so we are acting like she is the sick one so she wont be jealous anymore
  • 19

    “Finders keepers. Even if I find it in your mouth.”

    ⑪This user has entered worm mode @duckbldg he took my pita and ran
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  • 20

    “They say, ‘We long to be an omelette with catnip sprinkles.’”

    Dont Show Your Cat @DontShowYourCal Follow THE EGGS, THEY SPEK TO ME ,
  • 21

    “You’ve been adopted, human. Don’t worry, I treat my pets nicely.”

    I now apparently have my own orange cat. This dude showed up at my house, ran inside and refused to leave. No microchip and no claimants. He now responds to the name Carrot Cake
  • 22

    “And they’re bringing the HD surround sound this afternoon.”

    normalize making small furniture for your cat HUMAN DESIGN
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  • 23

    “Thanks. That’s much more comfortable.”

    My cat started gagging so I put down a paper towel for her to throw up on and look what she did

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