25 Fantasy Feline Memes Rolling 20 on Casting Cat Cuteness That Gives +5 Defense Against Monday Mellows
"… When you open the heavy wooden door leading to the last floor of the dungeon, you sense a certain dread from something beyond. You enter a large, domed room, that looks like an ancient temple to the Ceiling Cat, god of purrs and treats. But something is wrong - you don't see any grandiose statues to glorify the Ceiling Cat, and there is no ceremonial biscuit-making pedestal. This is a defiled temple. Suddenly, you see some movement in the shadows on the far side of the room. Please roll for Purrception…"
"… As you try to discern what moves about in the darkness, you hear a low yowl sound, followed by a large paw stepping into the light. And another paw. And a whole black-furred body. You are standing in front of no other than Basement Cat, god growls and 3 am zoomies. He hisses, exposing his sharp teeth, and casts a level 9 'Moody Monday Mellows'. Roll for initiative…"
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That's the chonker knight in shining armor we have all been waiting for. He'll accept quests for tuna cans and make you delicious biscuits on the campfire. He's a good-hearted tabaxi and we love him so much.
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Beware the red wizard - if he casts 'PSPSPS' successfully he can summon a bag of yummy treats and you cannot stop him. He has the power of hiss and the magic of meow.
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