When kids think about what they want to be when they grow up, it's fair to say that most of them probably don't focus on the 90% of boring office jobs that so many of us do. It's scary to think that if you asked the average white-collar worker what they actually do all day, you would probably get a meaningless stream of buzzwords that only make the matter more confusing. Often pointless, almost always annoying, and hardly desired aside from the fact that they help you bring in an income, these types of work can feel soul-destroying. On the bright side, they help you relate even harder to work memes. Thanks to all the people out there who despair at their jobs, the internet is blessed with an endless stream of pithy humor about it. It is perfect for enjoying on your break, or even when you're slacking off.
Always the way.
From one thing to another.
They value your opinion.
They've got nothing to lose.
They love it.
It'll be a one-way trip to HR.
My job here is done.
Not another word.
Boo!
This was helpful.
They've always been there.
Simply the way it goes.
Curious!
The cycle continues.