30 Memes to Get You Through the Day

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    Archaeologists find Simpsons look-a-like in 3,000-year-old Egyptian coffin MEME ZAR Memezar Simpsons been predicting the future since before it ever existed
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    For the dude who has everything: this toilet seat weighs how much your dump was. THAT BEARDED CANUCK peas GLV
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    My home printer the one time of the year I ask it to print something You can't do this to me.
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    It's amazing how the winner of the miss universe competition has been from Earth every year. Just amazing!
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    Scientists were wrong before! How did we get to realise that?
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    Them: 'So, are you seeing anyone right now?!' Me: 'Like, dating, a therapist or hallucinations?' Them: 'Nevermind.' ALL ABOUT LIFE
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    Organic Gardening Nevin Tressler · 46m They are destroying my garden. What is it and how do I get rid of them without pesticides
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    Here hold my dignity... I've got some sketchy sh to do.
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    Jenni @hashjenni Follow "do you find it difficult to ask others for help?" me:
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    Started growing my own pot... Not sure if I'm doing it right... @WEED 42 MERES
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    The Four Apostrophe's' of the apocalypseses's' Goodwyns Furniture ltd 179 DUDLEY ROAD 05384 SOFA'S CHAIR'S RECLINER'S BED'S
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    Man vs Baby I have felt uncomfortable before. But we were just passed by a slow moving hearse and funeral cars... My son is dressed as the grim reaper. He f**ng waved.
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    Walmart > ATTN all staff: When a customer says, "I don't work here" after being asked if they would like to use the self- checkout lane, as tempting as it may be, please refrain from saying "Ok boomer". Thank you for your cooperation, Management
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    When you hit 88mph in the Cybertruck you travel back to apartheid South Africa.
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    Adam Cerious @Browtweaten me: I bought a gon because of my bird phobia therapist: you might be getting carried away me: *firing into the ceiling* not without a fight
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    Here is a picture of my Christmas Tree. It's still in the shed...because it's November.
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    Whenever a potential employer says "We're all like a family here" I must get out of here as quick as possible
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    WANT BEAUTIFUL HAIR LIKE MINE? Inmayr MMAUR 121 THAT'S NOT MY PROBLEM •Keep dreaming, honey Money can't buy great genes I have 3 boyfriends Chey're all named Patrick I'll stop tr Sorry So I'll sto I'll
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    I see you had a really rough day. yeah Met get some sleep I'm gonna give okay you a nightmare and make you sleep twisted so your neck hurts thanks
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    i can't stop laughing at nearly every word in this sentence The horngus of a dongfish is attached by a scungle to a kind of dillsack (the nutte sac).[77]
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    Electricity Bills Be Like: usage: $40.21 distribution fee: $152.30 processing fee: $75.92 accessing fee: $45.21 transmission fee: $34.50 fee fee: $15.80 fee fi fo fum fee: $17.75 might as well fee: $5.00 you gonna do fee: $3.00 Another dollar won't hurt fee: $1.00
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    David Winthrop Lodge @daveloach2 women are like hey wanna watch this movie it's a rom com from 2004 I've seen 37 times I used to watch it in high school whenever I failed a pre calc quiz 3:12 PM 5/26/20 Twitter for iPhone . . evil @pixievin men are like hey wanna watch this movie it's 3 hours long and absolutely nothing fun happens 2:04 PM 5/25/20 Twitter for iPhone
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    MY Florence IS A OKG MACHINE THAT TURNS INTO The dog days @GRAEHALL.BSKY.SOCIAL are over... the dog days are done
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    Alison @TradWife2049.18h me and my butch wife giving our miniature pug an artisan chew toy from the farmers market y ANT 26 ny Flat NIKE
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    when u finally get the goth gf u always dreamed of but then u realize that she's a multi dimensional human being w emotions and thoughts @snakelively
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    this paleo diet sh is easy BINDSAUR New Lock! QUAKER DINOSAUR EGGS BROWN SUGAR THETANT OATHTAL VALUE PACK NEW LOOK FUNTSTONES COMPLETE Tablets BAYER
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    Bothered. Unmoisturized. Anxious. Not In My Lane. Unfocused. Decaying
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    trying to sing both parts in a disney song like A WHOLE NEW WORLdon't you dare close your eyes A HUNDRED THOUShold your breath it gets better I'M LIKE A SHOOTING STAR, I'VE COME SO FAR, I CAN'T GO BACK TO WHEREa whole new wooorr|||EVERY TURN A SURPRIwith new horizonEVERY MOMENT GETS BETTER
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    carter @retraC_ The Midwest is such a fascinating culture, why are their card games so complicated. • 11:10 PM 5/26/24 From Earth 3.2M Views • 940 Reposts 485 Quotes 18K Likes 753 Bookmarks

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