22 Wild Parenting Memes That Showcase the Audacity of Wily Youngsters

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    stellaonmymind *at Lamps Plus* Mom: Don't touch anything! Toddler 5 min later:
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    What it feels like to sleep in the same bed with my toddler: @stellaonmymind >
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    My husband looking for his keys and other things around the house: < @stellanmymind
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    Vegetables in my fridge watching me unpack more vegetables from my grocery haul: @stellaonmymind 830 cow
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    kidversations @kidversations_ I used to sneak out of my parents house to go drinking. Now I sneak out of my kids room to go sleep. •
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    MY WHOLE CHILDHOOD I WANTED TO BE A DISNEY PRINCESS. NOW I HEAR MYSELF IN THESE GUYS Life's full of tough choices, isn't it? dear! What an awkward situation. @themommyscoop I'M SURROUNDED BY IDIOTS Please speak up, Rapunzel, you know how I hate the mumbling.
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    Me after my husband says "we don't need to turn the heat in the house on yet" HOOLI TOLL IG @thatmidwestmom
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    This dish will outlive us all: < @ponyglasses
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    Me: I can't wait for the kids to go to bed, so I can finally get stuff done. Me [10 minutes after they pass out]: RAMBLIN' MAMA
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    Twinstant Family | Lisa @twinstantfamily My husband said "bon appetit” to the children and now they're running around yelling "banana teet” to each other.
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    If my parents made memes in the 80s... "Both kids have chickenpox, they're home with their babysitter Bob today" @redyellowgreendance
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    1 SM MOMMY Sarcastic Mommy @sarcasticmommy4 I hate when I'm forced to choose between feeding my family for the week or ordering my son's school portrait package.
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    Ponytail N. Glasses @ponyglasses Imagine being turned into a clock or toilet for like 10 years because your boss was rude to someone at a party: @ponyglasses >
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    Ponytail N. Glasses @ponyglasses Sure, inflatable furniture smelled bad and were magnets for all the pet hair in the house, but at least they were also uncomfortable to sit in. ponyglasses <
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    Ponytail N. Glasses @ponyglasses Kids these days are so lazy. I was performing c-sections by the time I was 6. < @ponyglasses
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    Most kids on the first day of school HUDSON'S FIRST DAY OF Kindergarten BLADEMY 45 Legal PLANE 5/19 Nerf IG @thatmidwestmom My kid
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    My child at preschool My child at home @HoneyMustard.Mam
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    This painting is called: Bake Sale at 9am tomorrow mommy Cocktail
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    redyellowgreendance @RYGdance It's important to surround yourself with people to whom you can say things like, "You know, I don't think I pooped at all yesterday. وو <
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    < @redyellowgreendance "Mommy, where's that toy I got in a birthday party goody bag last summer that I never cared about until right now?" - My son at 6:32am on a Saturday ر
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    Robert Knop @FatherWithTwins My son just decided to have "breakfast dessert" and I guess this is how Edison's dad felt.
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    My brain: "Your child wakes you daily at 6am, you need to go to bed earlier." Me: @redyellowgreendance Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.

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