25 Witty Motherhood Tweets That Capture the Trials and Tribulations of Raising Tykes and Tots (November 11, 2024)

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Ely Bulnes • Writer and Editor
Nov 11, 2024 10:00 PM EST

Welcome, moms, mums, and mommas. It's a wonder you amazing mothers even have time to click on this listicle. Between making sure that the fridge and pantry are perfectly stocked to prevent a toddler meltdown, making sure their kids leaves the house in clean clothing and the right shoe on each foot, and not losing their minds when there are no matching pairs of socks in the laundry, moms barely have time or space for themselves. However, somehow overworked mommas manage to find a moment or two of respite each day — during nap time, waiting in line at the grocery store, or in the car during their kid's clarinet lesson. If you're a frazzled mother enjoying a moment of silence by checking your email, refreshing your Facebook feed, or doom scrolling mindlessly on your phone, enjoy these 25 hilarious tweets by fellow witty mothers who intimately understand the trials and tribulations of parenting. 

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  • 01
    SARCASTIC Sm MOMMY Sarcastic Mommy ❤ @sarcasticmommy4 Glad I spent $400 on groceries just so I could sit here & contemplate ordering pizza or Chinese for dinner.
    via @sarcasticmommy4
  • 02
    SARCASTIC SM MOMMY Sarcastic Mommy @sarcasticmommy4 A majority of parenting is determining whether the noise you just heard is worth investigating.
    via @sarcasticmommy4
  • 03
    Kristen | Driving Mom Crazy @DrivingMomBlog I don't know what stage of parenting it's called when your kid corrects everything you say all day long, including informing you it's 9:01 instead of 9:00, but I'm not into it.
    via @DrivingMomBlog
  • 04
    The 21st Century SAHM @21stcenturysahm Having multiple kids is weird. You have one kid you could trust to be home alone for a whole weekend & you know they'd eat vegetables, lock the doors, & wash the dishes. Then you have another kid who is not allowed to hold an umbrella. And they're almost the same age.
    via @21stcenturysahm
  • 05
    ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl my daily routine is simple. I wake up, drink coffee, and spend all day yearning to get back in bed
    via @ElyKreimendahl
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    Karen @AntsyButterfly I love when I agree to play with my kid and he instructs me on what to do, only to tell me IG @AntsyButterfly I'm doing it wrong and I'm not playing good.
    via @AntsyButterfly
  • 07
    Lurkin' Mom @LurkAtHomeMom *holding newborn* I would literally do anything for him. [10 years later] Kid: Can you get me some chips? Me: You have feet.
    via @LurkAtHomeMom
  • 08
    redyellowgreendance ✓ @RYGdance @redyellowgreendance Kids be like "I don't like these strings on my banana, I think I'll take them off and just rest them here on this throw pillow."
    via @RYGdance
  • 09
    Simon Holland @simoncholland Our family group chat is mostly just me sending out the access code that was just texted to me so someone can log into one of my accounts.
    via @simoncholland
  • 10
    KJ @IDontSpeakWhine I just watched my son get a knot out of his shoelace with the tine of a fork and then put it back in the silverware drawer and OMG! HOW MANY TIMES HAS HE DONE THIS?!
    via @IDontSpeakWhine
  • 11
    SARCASTIC ·SM. MOMMY Sarcastic Mommy @sarcasticmommy4 Went to put some milk in my coffee this morning only to realize my kids drank it all. They leave me no choice. Baileys it is.
    via @sarcasticmommy4
  • 12
    Becca Carnahan @with_love_becca My 6 year old just outlined the first 3 chapters of the next book he thinks I should write. He has titled it "Mommy Burnt the Toast" and it chronicles all the different ways I've failed him as a home chef. I was a touch offended at first but honestly the book is writing itself. ***
    via @with_love_becca
  • 13
    SARCASTIC MOMMY SM Sarcastic Mommy @sarcasticmommy4 My husband woke me up with coffee & said, "Let's go to Lowe's. 99 And that's romance after 25 years.
    via @sarcasticmommy4
  • 14
    DonutHawk @StruggleDisplay kids will look at a pic of you when you were younger & say some sh like I didn't know you used to be pretty and then just skip off
    via @StruggleDisplay
  • 15
    Lurkin' Mom @LurkAtHomeMom My 8yo has somehow acquired a day planner. This isn't going to end well. 8yo: Mom, can we go to McDonald's on August 24th? Me: ummm...I don't know, maybe? 8yo: *clicks pen*
    via @LurkAtHomeMom
  • 16
    @real Ommy3 Real Life Mommy @reallifemommy3 600 Husband: You've got to hold on a second, I can't do everything at once! 7: because you're not a mom? Husband: yes
    via @reallifemommy3
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    SARCASTIC sem MOMMY Sarcastic Mommy ❤ @sarcasticmommy4 If you like being late all the time due to arguments regarding brushing teeth, then kids are totally for you.
    via @sarcasticmommy4
  • 18
    Mommy Needs A Life @mom_needsalife I wonder if my family actually knows how things "magically" appear when we run out of them. It's me, I'm the magic.
    via @mom_needsalife
  • 19
    Katie D @KatieDeal99 My daughter asked me if the tooth fairy would only give money for *her* teeth and I'm a little concerned 000
    via @KatieDeal99
  • 20
    your other mom @difficultpatty I don't know who needs to hear this, but sometimes it's okay to just throw the Tupperware away instead of cleaning out what's inside of it.
    via @difficultpatty
  • 21
    snarkandlemons SNARK LEMONS @snarkandlemons Here's a thought: Kids menu items are served with the food already cut up so parents can enjoy their meal.
    via @snarkandlemons
  • 22
    Late to the party Laura @ericamorecambe The trouble with children is that they're so awake in the mornings. 600
    via @ericamorecambe
  • 23
    OneFunnyMummy @OneFunnyMummy I'm at the age where I finally understand why anyone would be happy to win a new appliance package on The Price is Right.
    via @OneFunnyMummy
  • 24
    jennifer @dentalkween i really hope my children are strange. like i just saw a tiktok of a parent whose kid wanted a vacuum themed birthday party & i want those types of prompts
    via @dentalkween
  • 25
    Cynical Parent Cynical Parent @cynicalparent You've hit max parenthood when you catch yourself getting excited about "sleeping in" until 7am.
    via @cynicalparent

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