Make Your Own Twilight! Take a perfectly good, unpopular book Steal Movie Rights after five years Choose actors from CraigsList Delete half of the scemes in the book Make up for it with new, racy scenes Brainwash actors to act mechanically, and unemotionally Build the set without consideration from the book Ruin characters' personality description Craete a new sequence of events and storyline And there you have it! Your very own Twilight!
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