31 Ridiculous Fake Products That Probably Fell off the Back of a Truck
Look, officer, I swear I don't know how all these "Detective Spooderman" action figures ended up in my store. I went through all the proper channels! I got in touch with Marvel—no, wait, was it Disney? Doesn't matter—I'm pretty sure someone gave me permission to sell these "official" Spooderman toys. But now I've got 5,000 figures of this bug-eyed, web-shooting knockoff with three arms and a hat for some reason, going for a sweet 3.99, two for 5.99. What do you mean Spider-Man doesn't wear a fedora? It's called "artistic interpretation," officer!
Hey, don't look at me like that—I didn't buy these things! Some guy left a box of them at my door with a note saying, "Free merch for your store." Was I supposed to just throw them away? No, I'm doing the neighborhood a favor by keeping this "collectible" out of the trash and selling them to, you know, enthusiasts. And now I'm in cuffs? What is this, a sting operation? Spooderman, save me!
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Incredible copy
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That's not how it's spelled
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"I am inevitable" "And I... Am... Batman!"
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"I am inevitable" "Why so serious?"
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Tlesla Mpdel 3
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BetMan and Slider-Man
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The Simples
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Space Teams: a new nope
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Planet Fighters Laser Sword
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Blue speed mouse
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Pop looks familiar
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Gaol Anger: Dino Thunder
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Duck Fat?
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Spider-Man: FfomEcowinG
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Skittles?! no, no, these are Skitlz! totally different
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Panascnio
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The Deformers - Less than meets the eye
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Link 4
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Spidee-Man
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There's even a bag!
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Arouse endgame
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Teenage Extra Mutated Ninja Turtle
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Twister is for losers!
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It's Mario and his brother - Also Mario but green!
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It is me, Luario
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Come to the Marvel side
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This is an invitation to get sued
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Hellmo
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Have it grubway
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Why so Pikachu?
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"But that's just a theory!"
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