30 New Year Themed Dad (or Mom) Jokes That'll Start Your 2025 Off In The Best Way

I want to do absolutely nothing. I don't want to see anyone, I don't want to work, I don't want to get out from under my cozy blankets until New Year's Day has come and gone. And, my least favorite question of all is regarding my new year resolutions. My resolutions have indeed not been updated since last year or the last three years. The pressures of changing your mindset and physical health and all around personality as soon as the clock strikes midnight is a bit mystifying. 

I will, however, indulge in some pastimes that have always put me in a good mood. Watching my favorite comedies and sharing my favorite memes with friends always makes me happy. It's sometimes the simple things in life that make you realize how lucky you are. 

Enjoy the following 30 dad (or mom) jokes that focus on moving into 2025 the right way!

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