Playing Would You Rather on Tinder

Sometimes the best way to get to know someone is to give them a single terrible choice.

Like what you see? Follow Us and Add Us as a Preferred Source on Google. 

Add as a preferred
source on Google
  • 01
    Text - 56 % ooSprint 1 94% 11:22 AM oo0o Extended 1x 10:46 PM Кyla Em Feb 2, 2015, 2:07 PM Feb 2, 2015, 2:06 PM Would you rather get busted on "To Catch a Predator" or be one of the girls in "Two Girls One Cup "? Would you rather get busted on "To Catch a Predator" or be one of the girls in "Two Girls One Cup"? Feb 2, 2015, 2:25 PM Feb 2, 2015, 2:22 PM Is this premarital counseling?
  • 02
    Text - ooo Extended 1x Sprint 1 94% 10:46 PM 56% 11:20 AM Zoey Monica Feb 2, 2015, 2:02 PM Feb 2, 2015, 2:04 PM Would you rather quit drinking, or have it's a Small World" stuck in your head perpetually? Would you rather quit drinking, or have it's a Small World" stuck in your head perpetually? Feb 2, 2015, 2:21 PM Feb 2, 2015, 11:47 PM Any alternative to not drinking Die. I'd rather die. Never stop drinking That's never the answer O00
  • 03
    Text - 43% D oo Sprint oo Sprint 12:02 AM 1 12:02 AM 43% Lucy Veejay Feb 3, 2015, 1:12 PM Feb 3, 2015, 1:10 PM Would you rather drink a gallon of your own piss, or eat a housecat's afterbirth? Would you rather drink a gallon of your own piss, or eat a housecat's afterbirth? Feb 3, 2015, 11:15 PM Feb 3, 2015, 7:05 PM How tender! None.
  • 04
    Text - oo Sprint 43% .ooo Sprint 3G 12:02 AM 1:22 PM 1 72% Olivia Caitlin Feb 3, 2015, 1:14 PM Feb 3, 2015, 1:13 PM Would you rather go down on your grandpa or have your grandma go down on you? Would you rather go down on your grandpa or have your grandma go down on you? Feb 3, 2015, 9:32 PM Haha you sick fk! The former
  • 05
    Text - 1 94% oo Sprint 1 94% Sprint 11:21 AM 11:22 AM Amber Kimberly Feb 2, 2015, 2:13 PM Feb 2, 2015, 2:13 PM Would you rather get anally penetrated by a stranger for $10,000 or get anally penetrated by your dad for $50,000? Would you rather get anally penetrated by a stranger for $10,000 or get anally penetrated by your dad for $50,000? Feb 2, 2015, 10:36 PM Feb 2, 2015, 2:35 PM Stranger danger. Why not both?
  • 06
    Text - ooSprint 1 94% 1 56% 11:22 AM oo00 Extended 10:46 PM Kimberly Kayla Feb 2, 2015, 2:18 PM Feb 2, 2015, 2:19 PM Would you rather become pregnant from the last guy you had sex with or never be able to have kids? Would you rather become pregnant from the last guy you had sex with or never be able to have kids? Feb 2, 2015, 3:12 PM Haha that's a good question. Pregnant Probably never be able to have kids
  • 07
    Text - 43% D Sprint 3G oo Sprint 1 75% 12:02 AM 1 6:38 PM Gianne Shaina Feb 3, 2015, 1:21 PM Feb 3, 2015, 1:22 PM Would you rather have Emma Watson as your sex slave for the rest of your life, but have really bad wifi or get banged in the back door by Daniel Radcliffe once, but have amazing wifi for the rest of your life? Would you rather have Emma Watson as your sex slave for the rest of your life, but have really bad wifi or get banged in the back door by Daniel Radcliffe once, but have amazin
  • 08
    Text - Sprint 1 28% Sprint LTE 1 31% 8:59 PM 9:37 PM Mandy Beverly Feb 3, 2015, 1:16 PM Feb 3, 2015, 1:16 PM Would you rather be the middle person of a Human Centipede or be the co-star of a Donkey Show in Mexico? Would you rather be the middle person of a Human Centipede or be the co-star of a Donkey Show in Mexico? Feb 9, 2015, 8:06 PM Feb 5, 2015, 5:42 PM Wow you might be my dream dude You're disgusting, you sick
  • 09
    Text - o Sprint 1 94% 11:21 AM 1 94% 11:21 AM Sprint Ana Sharleen Feb 2, 2015, 2:09 PM Feb 2, 2015, 2:10 PM Would you rather eat only mayonnaise for the rest of your life or be the little spoon of a sweaty Richard Simmons every time you Would you rather eat only mayonnaise for the rest of your life or be the little spoon of a sweaty Richard Simmons every time you sleep? sleep? Feb 2, 2015, 8:49 PM Feb 2, 2015, 9:58 PM Defo little spoon That's so obvious mayonnaise is the way better choice. I lik
  • 10
    Text - 42% D oo Sprint oo Sprint 12:01 AM 1 12:01 AM 42% Samantha Lily Feb 3, 2015, 1:25 PM Feb 3, 2015, 1:25 PM Would you rather party with Jay-Z in Vegas or call Kanye a gay fish in person? Would you rather party with Jay-Z in Vegas or call Kanye a gay fish in person? Feb 3, 2015, 7:54 PM Party with jay z. Kanye isn't worth my time. Haha Fabulous question. The latter, because watching the reaction, if I lived thru it, would likely be more fun than anything that would happen in Vegas.

Like what you see? Follow Us and Add Us as a Preferred Source on Google. 

Tags

tinder online dating funny
Scroll Down For The Next Article

Also From Dating Fails

28 Adorable Pick-Up Lines By Corgis Nigel And Winston

28 Adorable Pick-Up Lines By Corgis Nigel And Winston

Trending Now

New neighbor aims trail camera at Grandfather's house, homeowner wants to avoid discussion with neighbor

New neighbor aims trail camera at Grandfather's house, homeowner wants to avoid discussion with neighbor

01
Property owner who hasn't been part of the local HOA for over 25 years still gets fines and lien notice from HOA, takes them to court and wins a pretty chunk of change: ‘Another easy win!’

Property owner who hasn't been part of the local HOA for over 25 years still gets fines and lien notice from HOA, takes them to court and wins a pretty chunk of change: ‘Another easy win!’

02
‘He’s trying to get me fired but he’s just too dumb to do it well’: Coworker tries to get the contractor in trouble by micromanaging and tattling to higher ups but they all ignore him

‘He’s trying to get me fired but he’s just too dumb to do it well’: Coworker tries to get the contractor in trouble by micromanaging and tattling to higher ups but they all ignore him

03
Fast-food new-hire finds themselves 30 minutes late for their first shift when the manager forgets to tell them they were hired and scheduled, leading to a tense phone call: 'It's not my responsibility to inform you about your schedule'

Fast-food new-hire finds themselves 30 minutes late for their first shift when the manager forgets to tell them they were hired and scheduled, leading to a tense phone call: 'It's not my responsibility to inform you about your schedule'

04
'It all started when...': Pour a dash of these laughs into your morning coffee for some extra energy (March 14, 2026)

'It all started when...': Pour a dash of these laughs into your morning coffee for some extra energy (March 14, 2026)

05
29-year-old woman refuses to trim roommate’s cats’ nails for free after working as a pet groomer, internet backs her up: 'Groomers charge more!’

29-year-old woman refuses to trim roommate’s cats’ nails for free after working as a pet groomer, internet backs her up: 'Groomers charge more!’

06