Entitled customer gets his comeuppance for steamrolling a hardware store employee after the worker destroys the last of limited edition tiles the client needs for a project: ‘He was floored’

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  • "Oh I have to return your tile do I?"

    This is a few years ago now. I was working for a local flooring retailer. It was a cool job and for the most part the customers were cool. Until one day, let's call him Jonesy, not his name just how I think of him. Comes in and
  • buys some tile. He buys probably 6 different colors for different areas of the house. I explain at the time if he has any full boxes when he's done we'll take them back and get him a refund. He says okay and leaves.
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  • A couple days later in strolls Jonesy and wants to return his tile. Ok no problem until I see that ole Jonesy has brought back 3 or 4 tiles from each of the colors he bought. He has not one single box. I don't have a good way to
  • return single tiles. I let him know why I can't and what we can't do. Dude immediately goes full boomer and starts raising his voice at me and telling me how we lied and misrepresented our process. After a couple minutes
  • I'm thinking this is in no way worth it so I just make up some item roughly the cost of his tile and hand him the cash. As he's walking out the door I hit him with the polite, "have a nice day" to which he responds with a couple expletives.
  • Here is where the malicious compliance comes in. I knew what he returned was the last of those tile colors and we weren't getting anymore in. So I grab one of the loader and have him immediately take them out to the
  • dumpster and make sure he breaks them in the hope ole Jonesy runs a couple short. A couple days go by and nothing. I was a little disappointed as I thought my plan was awesome. Then about 4 days after he returned his tile he comes in all
  • frantic and needs more. I let him know that since I only had a couple tiles of those colors | couldn't resell them so they were thrown in the dumpster. But he was welcome to see if there were
  • any that were still usable. He looked super p ed but couldn't do anything so I took him out to the dumpster and let him look around but all that was left was broken pieces. It was awesome.
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  • prankerjoker He was floored when he couldn't get any more tiles.
  • SirSlappySlaps Sorry, I don't have any more from your batch. I do have this other batch that costs 20x as much, though, how many do you want?
  • Wildcar_d Haha that's awesome. Serves him right. You were nice and he was a j . Sorry pal!
  • night-otter There is a reason there is a corner of my garage that has shelves filled with old paint cans, stacks of tiles, wood flooring and a couple pieces of trim/baseboard. Most are from the previous owners, but I've been adding to it as I paint and get areas renovated.
  • Big Miss Steak Same here. We completely redecorated 18 years ago and there's a small collection of tiles and wallpaper tucked away in the attic.
  • Duck Giblets Tile installer here, very important to keep spares. With the size of tiles these days 1-2 boxes left over on medium sized projects is a good idea especially if it's a kitchen area.
  • Earthquakes happen, things get dropped, cabinetry gets changed. On that note, if a floor is installed correctly, and you drop a cast iron pan.. The tile may end up with a small chip, and the pan will break. Ask how I know

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