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28 Tweets About Job Interview Questions That Are Painfully Relatable To Everyone

The grueling grind of being entrenched in the maddening hunt for a damn job has trouble everyone at one point or another. Find comfort in that pain that's likely plagued you, through some of the surprisingly hilarious shared pain evident in these tweets. 

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    Text - David Hughes Follow @david8hughes job interview] Interviewer: we just need to call your references &- Me [grabs interviewers wrist] no [slowly lets go] they're all made up
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    Cartoon - soulja boy fanpage® Follow @realtacogod When you finally get called for a job interview but when you walk in the job the boss rubs his nipples and asks what you'll do for the job OA NA W
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    Text - Dan Duvall Follow @lazerdoov *in a job interview* No no it's not a teardrop tattoo it's supposed to be sweat. It shows I'm a hard worker
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    Text - Aspiring Ethicist Follow @SortaBad Job interviewer: So what are you best at? me: alternating between being sad and being angry Interviewer: I meant, like, at work me: I know
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    Text - vineyille Follow @vineyille Need a job where I can say THIS IS NOT A DRILL, PEOPLE on a daily basis. Maybe at Home Depot, assisting blind folks in non-drill aisles.
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    Text - pat tobin Follow @tastefactory JOB INTERVIEWER: Are you good with multitasking? ME: Yeah I can watch a movie while looking at web sites on my phone, and also eating food
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    Text - local badboy !!! Follow @hippieswordfish ME: any advice DAD: its ok to embellish a little [later at job interview] INTERVIEWER: tell me about yourself M: i wrote harry potter
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    Text - keith Follow @KeetPotato [at interview] "ok 1st question you're on a submarine you find a dog, what do you call him" umm II subwoofer? "welcome to the navy seals"
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    Text - Ray Follow @SirEviscerate DOG: I think that job interview went well! | *looks in mirror and sees ear was inside-out the whole time* Son of a
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    Text - udaas priest Follow @UdaasPriest interview] "what are your weaknesses?" "desperation" "wh....hey get off my legs..." "please give me this job, please i beg you" II II
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    Text - schzwn sauce Follow @oothikicha [interview] What is ur biggest weakness? -I give up real easy. Example? -me putting my papers back in the file] Well, screw this interview
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    Text - Growly Grego Follow @GrowlyGrego filling out job application* Age: Way too many Weight: Weigh too many Video Games: Play too many Monthly Rent: Pay too many
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    Text - my nam jef Follow @Extranaut job interview] me: do you have free WiFi?
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    Text - brent Follow @murrman5 |other job applicant: good luck me: im gonna tell the boss you hate his hair other job applicant: what me loudly: I actually like his haircut
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    Text - chuuch Follow @ch000ch INTERVIEWER: please stop calling me a coward ME: hire me INTERVIEWER: no. ME: ur a coward.
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    Text - Mat Follow @MatCro Job interview] "So you want to be a backing rapper?" Uh-huh. Yeah "That was great! The job's all yours."
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    Text - Pixelated Boat Follow @pixelatedboat Congratulations! Your interview was so |disastrous that we've decided to employ you |sarcastically
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    Text - brent Follow @murrman5 *calls office back after setting up job interview* did you say at noon or on the moon?
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    Text - Daniel Carrillo Follow @DanielRCarrillo Why should I be the architect for this job? |Well, my resume is hand-drawn |on...'construction' paper. *winks for the rest of the interview*
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    Text - David Hughes Follow @david8hughes job interview] "Do you have any vacations booked?" "No." "Ok, great-" "Wait. Yes. Every Monday I'll be in the Bahamas for 5 days."
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    Text - GRV Follow @MildlyClassic [Job interview] "Where do you see yourself after 5 years?" "In 2021"
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    Text - Damien Owens Follow @OwensDamien 'I murder drifters and use their hair to make little dolls. Oh, you meant at work! My biggest weakness is that I'm a perfectionist.'
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    Text - Purrrrrma Wedge Follow @permawedgie Job interview HR: What's your best asset? Me: I have an excellent memory. HR: Give me an example. Me: Of what?
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    Furniture - Periwinkle Jones Follow @peachesanscream You've seen nothing until you've seen a picture of a pigeon having a job interview to become a pigeon:
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    Text - schzwn sauce Follow @oothikicha [Interview] "Says here you're a smartass & have 30 years experience." Yes "You're only 24" Oh that. I learn from other's experience, sir.
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    Text - Mat Follow @MatCro Job interview] "So you want to be a backing rapper?" Uh-huh. Yeah. "That was great! The job's all yours."
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    Text - ibid Follow @ibid78 [interview for CIA] Your résumé says you're a master in hand- to-hand wombat. Is that a typo or- *I've already thrown a wombat at his face*
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    Text - Paige Follow @PeachCoffin What's the best thing to do during a job |interview? Is it still walking in with your tits out and winking uncontrollably
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