A Binding Contract of 30 Memes

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  • 01

    Betrayal

    When you show people a movie you love, but they don't pay attention or react to any of the important scenes
  • 02
    nicky the friendly shark @mostlysharks.bsky.social i am EXTREMELY BUSY doing NOT VERY MUCH while feeling VERY OVERWHELMED February 2, 2025 at 6:10 AM Everybody can reply
  • 03

    Sneaky

    When you ain't paying thirty bucks for snacks at the movie theater
  • 04
    "Where's the most expensive place you've ever stayed overnight?" Americans: imgflip.com
  • 05

    Eyes Wide Open

    How I sleep knowing that I have a big day tomorrow and need as much rest as possible
  • 06
    trash jones @jzux this too shall pass. to make room for a new, worse thing
  • 07

    Do The Thing

    My brain: Do it Me: Why My brain: just do it
  • 08
    people on social media who don't post anything riftypocitm
  • 09

    Perfect Excuse

    SORRY, I CAN'T COME IN TO WORK TODAY... 16 ITS MY CAT'S BIRTHDAY MONTH
  • 10
    You pull up, on the day of my homie's kickback And you lowkey ask me for a solid?
  • 11

    Feeling Bad

    "One drink won't hurt" Me the next day
  • 12
    Hello Sir, Welcome to McDonald's TM what can I get for you today Me: [super st ned] UMM
  • 13

    A Classic Film

    Sam Diss @SamDiss Jurassic Park remains a perfect movie: the first hour is all set up, second hour is just dinosaurs attacking children. perfect
  • 14
    I'm sorry mrs Jackson... I am PHO REAL
  • 15

    Where's The Seasoning

    Loving my new bath bomb
  • 16
    Childhood anxiety in one pic. MARIO 081350 x66 WORLD 1-4 TIME 288
  • 17

    Peak Cera

    life so was much simpler when michael cera was able to play awkward teenagers in the early 2000s PLUMTREE
  • 18
    Ever get really excited to finally have some time off, but then just end up spending the entire day like this...
  • 19

    Switch Lite

    My Switch was pretty heavy, so I got a lighter one
  • 20
    just something to take the edge off RROR ARE HEY APPEAR
  • 21

    Money!

    "What would cure all your problems?" Me:
  • 22
    You and me. Tomorrow. Poopdown at high noon.
  • 23

    Proper Nice And A Proper Bargain As Well

    Animation Sensation (Co... @sen_sensational Follow no wonder all of bikini bottom eats here, the most expensive item on here is 4$ GALLEY GRUB KRABBY DATTV............ 1.25 KRABBY MEAL ...... 3.50 w/san chaoso...... 1.50 DOUBLE KRABBY M... 3.75 DOUBLE KRABBY PATTY.... 2.00 TRIPLE KRABBY ME... 4.00 w/ san chaasa....... 2.25 SALTY SEA DOG.. 1.25 FOOTLONG.. TRIPLE KRABBU DATTU...... 3.00 w/san chaosa..... 3.25 SAILORS SURPRISE.... 3.00 GOLDEN LOAF...... Small.........................00 .2.00 2.00 w
  • 24
    Baron Vaughn @barvonblaq I don't understand how a country obsessed with superhero movies doesn't recognize supervillainy. 6/18/18, 8:02 PM 6,425 Retweets 27.3K Likes
  • 25

    Misled

    There's not going to be affordable groceries you stupid
  • 26
    water @Merman_Melville I've spent my whole adult life chasing the high of a scholastic book fair 5:07 PM 03 Oct 16 8,932 RETWEETS 17.8K LIKES
  • 27

    That Lasted Long

    Me showing up to work confident it's going to be a great day: Everydayproblems Me 2 hours into my shift:
  • 28
    WATCHING THE FALL OF WESTERN SOCIETY FROM INSIDE WESTERN SOCIETY imgup.com
  • 29

    It's The Vicious Cycle

    Jessie @mommajessiec My toxic trait is rewarding myself for being financially responsible by being financially irresponsible.
  • 30

    Not Listening To That

    People who eat fried potatoes two or more times a week double their risk of an early death, a recent study found cnn.it/2sakCLd Felicity Christensen @day_jyes A recent study can go mind their own business

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