25 of the Funniest Tweets From Cat Pawrents About Their Fluffy Feline Friends

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Ayala Sorotsky • Writer and Editor
Mar 11, 2025 2:00 PM EDT

It's no secret that cat pawrents love yapping about their fluffy feline friends whenever possible. If you want to make a cat pawrent happy all you have to do is ask them about their cat. They'll be sure to deliver a funny story or dozens of cute cat pictures. But since cat pawrents love talking about their cats so much, but don't get to do this 24/7, the internet becomes a place of refuge for all these funny cat stories from all across the world. Some of these cat stories are so hilarious and some of the thoughts cat pawrents share online are so funny that we had to gather them in one place, so we could all enjoy them.

We gathered these fluffy and funny cat tweets, all purely about cats. We made everyone in the office read one and we all ended up grabbing our bellies from laughing so much. But that's also because we can identify with most of it - we're all cat pawrents around here.

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  • 01
    innes @innesmck broadly i think you can categorise all cats into cats that think they are people, cats that know they are cats, and cats that will never know a single thing their entire lives
    via @innesmck

  • While we all can debate whether all our cats belong in the first or second category, and bring proof and evidence as to why it is so, there's one certain thing - all orange cats make up the third category.

  • 02
    Keara Sullivan @superkeara With friendships I have what I like to call "outdoor cat attachment style." Some weeks u will see me a ton and other weeks u will not know if I'm dead or alive but don't worry I still love u I will not forget u
    via @superkeara
  • 03
    Kendra (normal version) @kendrawcandraw Cat ownership is just going “that trash has been there for two months because the cat likes to sit on it. That's the cat's trash"
    via @kendrawcandraw
  • 04
    Ali Kolbert @AliKolbert Isn't is weird how we have one million dog breeds and everyone is like "goldendoodle" this or "chihuahua mix" that and if you ask someone what type of cat they have it's just like "an orange one"
    via @AliKolbert
  • 05
    Elle Gato @ellle_em Husband: why's the bathroom door open Me: the cats like it Him: why're blankets everywhere Me: the cats like it Him: why's the kitchen filled with unidentifiable viscera Me: the cats like it Him: why're the arcane symbols carved into the wall weeping blood? Me: the cats like it
    via @ellle_em

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  • 06
    I stayed at someone's house last week and they have a cat. And I never knew this but, when you go to sleep... cats just wander about the house catting all night? You can't "put a cat to bed"?! The cat just... gets the house for a while?! nuts.
    via @only-cat-memes
  • 07
    Mars @_fieryMARS Cats are my favorite animal because no matter where you fall on the food chain, a cat will still smack the sh outta you.
    via @_fieryMARS
  • 08
    lea chin-sang @bigfatmoosepssy just loooove it when a cat that looks like it's wearing socks is named Socks. very straightforward, never gets old, always has that Jeni Se Qkwuouagh
    via @bigfatmoosepssy
  • 09
    One time I met a small autistic child at the vet and told him I'm autistic too. Then he asked if he could pet the kitten I had with me, and I said yes. When he was done petting her, his mom told him to say thanks, and he thanked the kitten.
    via @only-cat-memes
  • 10
    Laura Lovette @laurajlovette Can you imagine how awkward it would be if your pet went on your phone and found the 1000s of pictures you have of them sleeping
    via @laurajlovette
  • 11
    loool @thtsotru Dog owners: his name is Buddy Cat owners: her name is Dori. It's short for Cool Ranch Dorito.
    via @thtsotru
  • 12
    NATIONAL PARK SERVICE National Park Service @NatlParkService Pspspspsps responsibly.
    via @NatlParkService

  • When you pspsps responsibly, the pspspsed beyond will respond. But if you pspsps unresponsibly, you might not know who, or what, will respond and be pspspsed. So, please, pspsps responsibly.

  • 13
    Sydney Leathers @sydneyelainexo i could fix him (the feral cat in my neighborhood)
    via @sydneyelainexo
  • 14
    @credenzaclear2 Cat people are nice about dogs but dog people are sooooo rude about cats
    via @credenzaclear2
  • 15
    kayla ♡ @baz00per pet rent is the stupidest concept i've ever heard of how do you expect my cat to pay $50 a month she is unemployed
    via @baz00per
  • 16
    Fiona Zublin @bear_foot me, to plumber: I'm so sorry about the cat, he thinks everyone is his best friend plumber: it's okay, I'm used to people's cats. ::two minutes later, from the other room:: plumber: mister smitten, you are a born plumber; after this we will get a nice sandwich.
    via @bear_foot
  • 17
    meg monk @MegMonk you're legally required to say "OH big stretch" when a cat or dog stretches, regardless of the actual size of the stretch
    via @MegMonk
  • 18
    kevin @youngsmallkevin Roses are food Violets are food Garbage is food I go to the vet a lot
    via @youngsmallkevin
  • 19
    Lord Hugh Mungus @PoodleSnarf I knocked over a plant in the kitchen but my cat saw me so I had to spray myself with water so I could show the law applies to everyone
    via @PoodleSnarf
  • 20
    sara david @SaraQDavid me forcing my cat to look at the screen while we watch alien (1979): do you see how ripley is able to save jonesy from the alien because he lets her pick him up and put him in a carrier?
    via @SaraQDavid
  • 21
    kei @robocopera my moms cat was acting sick so we went to the vet turns out she is healthy but she is jealous of the attention that im getting (im sick) so we are acting like she is the sick one so she wont be jealous anymore
    via @robocopera
  • 22
    i love when i see my door open a crack and then a second later i see my cat's beautiful little face
    via @only-cat-memes
  • 23
    Keifer @DannyVegito girl cats get named after ancient goddesses and boy cats get named after taco bell menu items
    via @DannyVegito
  • 24
    Josh Trebach, MD @jtrebach SCAM ALERT: people are saying "I know!" when their cat meows at them when in fact they do NOT know!!!
    via @jtrebach
  • 25
    allie @thholyghost ever since i learned that cats sit on your chest and purr to try and heal you, i almost cry whenever my cat does that to me. he's my little healer. my magical triangle ear baby
    via @thholyghost

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