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Even more comforting, Steven thought appropriate methods to achieve this shiny new spiritual lineage would include sabotaging contraception or practicing some deeply creepy nighttime surprises. Apparently, ethics, trust, and human decency aren't on the checklist when you're chasing cosmic lineage perfection.
Steven's revolutionary parenting strategy may become the next big trend, alongside other hits like karmic divorce or celestial midlife crises. But for those living on planet reality, it's probably wise to steer clear of any person whose idea of family looks like an astrologer's version of The Sims
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"AITA for refusing to have another child after my husband said our daughter isn't his "spiritual child""
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33-year-old woman files for divorce after husband decides 14-year-old daughter isn't his "spiritual child" and demands a replacement baby
Welcome to the strange and confusing universe of Steven, a grown man who recently decided parenting isn't about biology, responsibility, or unconditional love—it's about spiritual vibes and cosmic compatibility. After fourteen years of seemingly successful parenting, Steven suddenly developed a severe case of selective soul alignment syndrome, in which a parent decides that their kid isn't harmonizing properly with their personal soul wavelength.
Believing in an imaginary spirit test that his daughter somehow failed, Steven has decided the solution is to reboot his parenthood with a fresh kid. You see, family relationships apparently function like phone upgrades: if your teenager doesn't sync with your astral cloud storage, you simply trade them in for a newer, spiritually shinier model. Of course, all of this revelation conveniently came from his own mother, certified expert in parental meddling and cosmic DNA evaluations, who generously guided Steven onto this questionable path of spiritual enlightenment.
Remember, there's nothing spiritual about selfishness, and there are definitely no refunds on parenthood.
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