22 Terrific Cat Tweets From Feline Pawrents You'll Relate to Fur Sure

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    innes @innesmck me: *buys catfood* cat:] me: *buys same catfood* cat: :] me: *buys same catfood* cat:] me: *buys exact same catfood* cat:] me: *buys 96 pack of the exact same cat food* cat: no ty don't like it
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    Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh a top-tier thing about having cats and hardwood floors is when they take a corner too fast and start tokyo drifting
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    Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone@verhere I would say somewhere between 15 and 25% of my day is spent simply removing cats from places where cats do not belong, and I only have two (2) cats
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    jame @kloogans my cat when i hand him a $20 toy: i'll kill you if you ever show me this again my cat when i tie a plastic bag to the end of a stick: holy sh lol. holy sh man
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    Ali Kolbert @AliKolbert Isn't is weird how we have one million dog breeds and everyone is like "goldendoodle" this or "chihuahua mix" that and if you ask someone what type of cat they have it's just like "an orange one"
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    If you're not happy single, you won't be happy married. Happiness comes from cats, not relationships.
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    pro tip for bad body image days: look at yourself the way you'd look at a cat. average-sized cat? awww. itty bitty cat? so cute. big fat cat? mcfreakin' adorable. cat with chubby cheeks? AMAZING.cat with a big soft belly? LOVE IT. cat with scars? MY CHILD. so go out there and strut your stuff like the cool cat you are!!
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    Keifer @DannyVegito highly recommend owning a cat because it makes dealing with every negative emotion a little bit easier. it's difficult to feel the full weight of crushing reality when a little freak is doing olympic laps around your home after taking a loud sh
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    bi hcraft C @mermaidblood when you see your little fur baby walking toward you at a leisurely pace and say "hi baby!" bc you're excited to see them and they start trotting a little bit faster 'cause they're excited to see you too. that's what life is all about i think
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    Caitlin Driscoll @TeacherOnTopic Me: So my husband -- First grader: You have a husband? Me: I do, the whole time you've known me. First grader: Oh. I always thought you were feral. Me: Er, do you mean 'single'? First grader: Whatever the word is that you use for stray cats.
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    Pastrami Mommy @Ewelannawhite sinking your entire teeth into a thick a piece of cardboard must feel good as h I for a cat
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    monica @trash_snapp I'll be like "yeah this is my emotional support animal" and it's just a cat who actively works to make my life more difficult
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    Jacob Nordby @JacobNordby Dear all women, If he hates cats, it's a red flag. 1). Cats have boundaries 2). Cats require permission 3). Cats like to be touched affectionately but on their terms 4). Cats know vibes 5). Cats can never be fully domesticated 6). Cats are witches It is known
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    Cats are my favorite animal because no matter where you fall on the food chain, a cat will still smack the sh outta you.
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    David AttenBruh @AlHendiify Havin a cat is great. If you make the right sound a cool little guy comes out from an unexpected location.
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    Lord Hugh Mungus @PoodleSnarf I knocked over a plant in the kitchen but my cat saw me so I had to spray myself with water so I could show the law applies to everyone
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    abby govindan @abbygov moved into a new building & my neighbor joked "I hear you constantly lecturing your bf, he sounds like a handful" and I replied "lol men am I right?" bc I didn't want to tell her that Im single & just earnestly scold my cat for taking a tone w me when I do everything around here
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    Tweets of Cats ☑ @TweetsOfCats I love that activation noise cats make when you touch them unexpectedly. You know the noise
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    pet rent is the stupidest concept i've ever heard of how do you expect my cat to pay $50 a month she is unemployed
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    @Chateau_Cat Thought my cats were acting a little weird this morning and they apparently put a catnip toy in their water bowl overnight to soak. They made catnip tea. They're high
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    Brilliant Villain @IntergalacticQ Ever since I found out cats don't meow to other cats, that's just some sh they learned to manipulate humans and moews are supposed to mimic infant human cries I'm noticing a lot of fake sh about my cat
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    THE lusty argonian maid ✪ @lindawg my friend has an a h le cat named bart & everytime she talks about him it's like an ab ive husband. wdym it's going to "set off" bart if you get home late

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